Evaporated Milk Jokes
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50 Jokes for 50 US States Part III
# Arizona
Its so hot in Arizona, cows are giving evaporated milk and the trees are whistling for dogs.
Disclaimer: This is not my joke. And I sure hope that its not a repost from any of the subs. I am sure that there will be numerous variations out there. So just wanted to let you know that I read it on Reader's Digest Issue 1/09, finding it funny, I wanted to share with the jokers here.
You Know It's Hot When ...
Cows are giving evaporated milk ...
Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs ...
Catfish are already fried when caught ...
Jehovah Witnesses start telemarketing ...
What do you feed an invisible cat?
Evaporated Milk.
I find myself confused everytime I open a can of Evaporated Milk
There is always liquid in it.
I bought a tin of evaporated milk the other day
when I opened it, it was empty.
In our fridge there is condensed milk, evaporated milk, vanilla and eggs.
So I put a sticker on it saying, "Warning: Highly Flannable."
What's the invisible mans favorite drink?
Evaporated milk.
Will you grab the evaporated milk?
Mom: Honey, will you grab the evaporated milk from the pantry?
Dad: *grabs the can and shakes it* It's not ready yet. It's still in there.
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