Evaporated Milk Jokes

18 evaporated milk jokes and hilarious evaporated milk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about evaporated milk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Evaporated Milk Short Jokes

Short evaporated milk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The evaporated milk humour may include short spilled milk jokes also.

  1. You Know It's Hot When ... Cows are giving evaporated milk ...
    Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs ...
    Catfish are already fried when caught ...
    Jehovah Witnesses start telemarketing ...
  2. My kids just read this on a popsicle stick. What do you feed a disapearing cat? Evaporated milk
  3. I find myself confused everytime I open a can of Evaporated Milk There is always liquid in it.
  4. In our fridge there is condensed milk, evaporated milk, vanilla and eggs. So I put a sticker on it saying, "Warning: Highly Flannable."
  5. Will you grab the evaporated milk? Mom: Honey, will you grab the evaporated milk from the pantry?
    Dad: *grabs the can and shakes it* It's not ready yet. It's still in there.

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Evaporated Milk One Liners

Which evaporated milk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with evaporated milk? I can suggest the ones about dairy milk and milk.

  1. What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated Milk.
  2. I bought a tin of evaporated milk the other day when I opened it, it was empty.
  3. I bought a can of evaporated milk. It was empty.
  4. What do you feed a disappearing cat? Evaporated milk
  5. As advertised I opened a can of evaporated milk today. It was empty.
  6. What's the invisible mans favorite drink? Evaporated milk.

Evaporated Milk Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about evaporated milk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cow milk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make evaporated milk pranks.

50 Jokes for 50 US States Part III

# Arizona
Its so hot in Arizona, cows are giving evaporated milk and the trees are whistling for dogs.

Disclaimer: This is not my joke. And I sure hope that its not a repost from any of the subs. I am sure that there will be numerous variations out there. So just wanted to let you know that I read it on Reader's Digest Issue 1/09, finding it funny, I wanted to share with the jokers here.