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- What's the difference between an atheist and an evangelical Christian? The atheist is honest about not following the teachings of Christ.
- An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday He wanted to talk about Cheeses.
- Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist?
A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
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- Why didn't Evangelical Wordle take off? JESUS is always the answer.
- How much does a million kilos of evangelism weigh? A Billigraham
- Hey Jesus, what's your favorite curse word? Jesus replies: evangelism.
- Why do evangelicals hate insurance policies? Everything is an act of god.
- What's an evangelical preacher's favorite pepper? Hoo-Ba-Ba-ñe**...
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What do Evangelical Christians and homosexual men have in common?
They're both butthurt over same-s**... marriage legalization.
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I'm an atheist, but I plan on converting to Christianity on my deathbed.
I figure better safe than sorry. I don't want to end up in h**... with the Evangelicals.
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My evangelical friends are convinced that Donald Trump recently found Jesus in his life.
He's having him deported tomorrow.
My Evangelical friend is boycotting the Avengers movies, because they feature a trans gender super hero.
Confused, I asked him what he meant, and he replied "because Tony Stark loves to turn into a Fe-male."
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Why do evangelical Christians get excited when J. Lo or Nicki Minaj farts?
They think they're about to get Raptured
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A passenger jet makes an emergency landing after an engine failure
A news crew is interviewing people coming off the plane.
Sir, asked the reporter, where you scared?
No, replied the man, I'm a Catholic, I prayed to St. Christopher, and I knew my faith would protect me.
The reporter moves on to the next available passenger, Sir, what was going through your mind?
I wasn't afraid, as an Evangelical, I know I've been saved.
The reporter, exasperated, moves on to a third passenger, Sir, I suppose you're also religious?
Yes, I'm a E-copalian
What's that?
I'm not sure anymore, but I know that landing scared the p**... out of me.
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The TV Healer
Grandpa and Grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers at home wanted to be healed, place one hand on the television set and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.
Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.
Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his c**....
Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead."
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Two jews are walking past an evangelical church...
When they see a sign in the window, "accept Jesus today and we'll give you $10,000"
Goldberg says to his buddy Strausman, "Hey Straussy wait here I'm gonna go rip these g**... out of ten grand!"
"Wait!" Strausman responds, "what if you get s**... in and you lose your faith?!"
"Don't worry, Strausman. Once a Jew always a Jew. I'll say *I am found,* I'll do the dunking thing, I'll accept Jesus, badabing badaboom, and Ill walk out with $10,000!"
So Goldberg goes in and an hour later walks out to a worried Strausman. "So? Did you get the ten grand?"
"You jews, all you think about is money!"