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What's the difference between an atheist and an evangelical Christian?
The atheist is honest about not following the teachings of Christ.
Why didn't Evangelical Wordle take off?
JESUS is always the answer.
What do you call a book club that's been reading the same book for years - and yet the members still have no clue as to what it's about?
An Evangelical Christian church.
What do Evangelical Christians and homosexual men have in common?
They're both butthurt over same-s**... marriage legalization.
An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday
He wanted to talk about Cheeses.
Three priests hold a meeting ...
Three priests hold a meeting to discuss where life begins. The evangelical priest says, "No question about it, life begins when the child is born." "No, no," says the Catholic priest, "it all starts when the s**... meets the egg." "You're both wrong," says the Rabbi. "Life begins when the children have left home and the dog is dead."
How much does a million kilos of evangelism weigh?
A Billigraham
I'm an atheist, but I plan on converting to Christianity on my deathbed.
I figure better safe than sorry. I don't want to end up in h**... with the Evangelicals.
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