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What's the difference between an atheist and an evangelical Christian?
The atheist is honest about not following the teachings of Christ.
Why didn't Evangelical Wordle take off?
JESUS is always the answer.
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What do Evangelical Christians and homosexual men have in common?
They're both butthurt over same-s**... marriage legalization.
An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday
He wanted to talk about Cheeses.
How much does a million kilos of evangelism weigh?
A Billigraham
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I'm an atheist, but I plan on converting to Christianity on my deathbed.
I figure better safe than sorry. I don't want to end up in h**... with the Evangelicals.
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My evangelical friends are convinced that Donald Trump recently found Jesus in his life.
He's having him deported tomorrow.
My Evangelical friend is boycotting the Avengers movies, because they feature a trans gender super hero.
Confused, I asked him what he meant, and he replied "because Tony Stark loves to turn into a Fe-male."
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