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Why didn't Evangelical Wordle take off?
JESUS is always the answer.
My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.
Credit Evan Sayet.
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What do Evangelical Christians and homosexual men have in common?
They're both butthurt over same-s**... marriage legalization.
An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday
He wanted to talk about Cheeses.
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My evangelical friends are convinced that Donald Trump recently found Jesus in his life.
He's having him deported tomorrow.
My Evangelical friend is boycotting the Avengers movies, because they feature a trans gender super hero.
Confused, I asked him what he meant, and he replied "because Tony Stark loves to turn into a Fe-male."
Women love Evan Peters
You could say he has a cult following
I'll see myself out
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Why do evangelicals hate insurance policies?
Everything is an act of god.
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Why do evangelical Christians get excited when J. Lo or Nicki Minaj farts?
They think they're about to get Raptured
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