Delightful Fun Evade Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
An old lady gets into a taxi
An old lady gets into a taxi (they're usually mostly Mercs here in Germany) and asks, what that star is for. The taxi driver jokingly replies
"That's a crosshair. I need it to aim for pedestrians."
A few minutes into the drive, a pedestrian ran onto the street and the taxi driver barely managed to evade him when he suddenly hears a clunk from the back. When he turns his head he sees the old lady grinning
"If I hadn't opened my door, we wouldn't have got him!"
I wrote a bot script to get past website security
So far its managed to evade captcha
TIL Although Hansel and Gretel were able to evade being eaten, they developed 99 illnesses due to the fact that they lived in the candy house for over a month...
They got 99 problems but a witch ain't one.
How did the latest cyber criminals evade capture?
They ransomware.
How did the mint sauce evade justice?
It went on the lam(b)
