Eva Jokes
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My Lesbian neighbours Eva and Julia asked me to help them conceive a child recently.
They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old fashioned way as they weren't man haters!
For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.
Did you hear about the scarf that Eva Braun knitted for h**...?
He said it was kampfy and that he reiched it a lot, but that it could have used fuhrer stitches.
Which actress stays consistent, especially in the winter time?
Eva Green
Don and his friend Eva we're exploring caves in the town of Level for our palindrome school project
Eva said there were many things they could not do in caves. Don asked her a question using his knowledge from palindrome school. Don said, Eva can I stab bats in a cave . She said no don . Don then said, Eva can I pose as aesop in a cave . She again said, no don .
How do you embarrass Eva Braun at a dinner party?
Panzer...
Man to very beautiful airhostess:-
"What's your name?"
Air hostess:- "Eva Benz.."
Man :- "Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"
Air hostess:- (smiling) "maintenance cost is same" :D
Nail Polish Remover
A job for acetone or Eva Braun.
Why were Adam and Eva so happy in Eden?
Because neither of them had MILs
Eva asks Adam: Do you love me?
He answers: "Whom else could I?"
Playing Trivial Pursuit with Grandma:
Name an animated character dedicated to cleaning up the planet, who loves Eva?
Nana: h**....
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