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Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Europeans? Well here is a complete list of the top europeans jokes:

If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We'll take the aliens, you get the predators


Four Europeans and a Juggler

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling.

The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"



Three Europeans wash ashore on an island occupied by cannibals...

They are caught quickly, and the cannibal chief tells them that they are to be eaten and their skins used to make canoes. They are horrified at the thought of being cooked or eaten alive, but at least a little of their fear is relieved when the chief tells them that they will be permitted to kill themselves in a manner of their own choosing.

The first, an Englishman, elects to shoot himself and asks for a pistol. He is presented with one, and says farewell to his friends before ending it.

The second, a Frenchman, asks for poison. He turns to the other, says "au revoir," and drinks the poison, dying shortly.

The third, a Pole, asks for a fork. The chief is confused, but hands him one anyway. The Pole proceeds to stab himself an excessive number of times all over his body, drawing copious amounts of blood and astonishing and even disturbing the onlooking cannibals somewhat. The chief grabs hold of him and asks him why he would make himself suffer so. The Pole says, "I can't stop you from eating me, but it looks like you're going to be short one canoe."



A plane is travelling through the air when all of a sudden it starts to rock from side to side, each time getting worse and worse. An air hostess comes in to the cabin in a bit of distress and asks if there are any eastern Europeans on the plane, a few hands go up. She then asks if any of them are Polish, a few hands remain in the air. She mentions that for the plane to be stable again, all of the Poles must move to the left hand side of the plane.


Europeans have been testing aircraft engines against bird strikes for a long while, using a cannon which launched (deceased, obviously) chickens at the aeroplane.

Eventually, the Americans decided they needed to test their engines tbe same way. So they brought a device over and started testing. No matter how resilient they made the engines, they always failed. After months of testing, they gave up and sent for a European engineer to advise on what wad wrong.

He watched one test and then asked, "have you tried thawing the chickens first?"



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