The Best 27 Europeans Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Europeans jokes. There are some europeans norwegians jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these europeans easterners puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Europeans Jokes and Puns

If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We'll take the aliens, you get the predators

Europeans: What's a good American joke in your country?

On the heels of the funny Italian joke ("Emma comes first …") what jokes do other countries tell about Americans?

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet.

Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Europeans joke, Why do Europeans hate American food?

The U.N. initiates a poll...

The United Nations initiated a poll with the request, "Please tell us your honest opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world."

The poll was a total failure.

The Russians did not understand "Please". The Italians did not know the word "honest". The Chinese did not know what an "opinion" was. The Europeans did not know "lack", while the Africans did not know "food". Finally, the Americans didn't know anything about the "rest of the world".

In the 1700s, Muslims invented the first condoms. They used goat intestines.

Then in the next century, Europeans took the invention to the next level. They took the intestines out of the goat.

How did the Europeans find the West?

By Occident.

What does Vladimir Putin call a waterslide made from the tears of Western Europeans?

Crimea River.

Europeans joke, What does Vladimir Putin call a waterslide made from the tears of Western Europeans?

Why don't Europeans have foot fetishes?

they use the metric system

Name a famous recipe which Europeans, americans and Turks generally dislike

Recipe Erdogan :D

So I heard the remaining Democrat congressman are organizing a soccer league.

They will still feel like they are trying to be like the Europeans. Plus no hands means the interns will feel safe.

Many Americans would be surprised to know that we Europeans also have shooting ranges

They're called schools and children are sent there to learn

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Who are the longest Europeans?


If ISIS was serious about killing Europeans

It would sell cheap building supplies

Why do Europeans never win the most gold in water sports?

All their best divers are playing football.

Europeans use too many gyros for the slaughter of animals. Let's alert PITA.

That was a terrible pun. I falafel.

What do you call a bunch of angry europeans on a piece of land?


Merry Christmas and HNY

Europeans joke, What do you call a bunch of angry europeans on a piece of land?

What did the busdriver say to the police officer, when asked if there were any europeans on the bus?

- I have two czech

Where do Europeans go for slurpies?


If the Chinese didn't want Europeans to use their invention of gunpowder for guns...

...why did they name it 'gunpowder' in the first place?

I was amazed to find out that Europeans use whiteboards the same way as Americans...

They just pick up the marker, Denmark on it.

How do you test if two Central Europeans can hear you?

Czech 1, Chez 2

Apparently 1 out of every 10 Europeans were conceived on an IKEA bed...

Which is crazy when you consider how well lit those places are.

Europeans revere the art of cheesemaking.

But Swiss cheese is holy.

Europeans did promise land and peace for the natives. They didn't get what they wanted but what can you expect?

They were just white lies after all.

How do Europeans smile?

They don't. They skilometre.

Why can you keep out Europeans with a picket fence?

Because union members never cross a picket.

If Americans raid Area 51, then Europeans should try for Vatican.

Americans will get the aliens, others will get the predators.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the europeans majority jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working europeans cities piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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