European American Jokes
57 european american jokes and hilarious european american puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about european american that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest European American Short Jokes
Short european american jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The european american humour may include short european countries jokes also.
- What do you call a person who's an expert in American culture and politics? A european Redditor.
- If you're an American in your bedroom... An American in your livingroom, an American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
European
\*Apologies to Europe...it's just a punny joke. - Europeans: What's a good American joke in your country? On the heels of the funny Italian joke ("Emma comes first …") what jokes do other countries tell about Americans?
- If you're Canadian before you enter the bathroom, and American when you leave, what are you inside? European!
- My dad once told me this one If you walk into the bathroom an American and come out of the bathroom an American, what are you when you're in the bathroom?
European :^) - If you're Russian to the bathroom, but American when you come out, what are when you're inside the bathroom? European.
- From my 10 yo son: If you're American before you go into the bathroom, and you're American after you leave the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? You're a Peein' (European)
- An American gets sentenced to jail in an european prison The US government had to put in a lot of diplomatic negotiation to get him back into the states.
They mostly had to convince him. - Did you know there's a room in US homes where you are no longer American? The bathroom! Because then European.
- A European and an American European: Wanna hear a joke?
American: Sure.
European: Free Healthcare.
American: I don't get it.
European: I Know.
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European American One Liners
Which european american one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with european american? I can suggest the ones about african american and eastern european.
- Why are European cars the lightest? because there's no Americans sitting in them.
- No matter if you are American or European 9/11 is a sad date
- When is the only time you're not American? When European.
- In Colorado you're American In Juarez you're a Mexican.
In the bathroom European. - Child to man: what are you? American? Man: European
Child: What! I'm not peeing! - What did the American say when he saw a Polish man using the washroom? EUROPEAN!
- When are you no longer an American? When European, you're Russian, and you Finnish.
European American Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about european american you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean american people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make european american pranks.
An International School Teacher
...starts a lesson with her 4 students, who are an American kid, an African kid, a European kid and a Chinese kid. She asks "what's your opinion on food scarcity in other countries?"
first, the African kid asks "what's food?"
the European kid asks "what's scarcity?"
the American kid asks "what's other countries?"
and finally the Chinese kid asks "what's my own opinion?"
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Breaking news - The CIA/NSA has decided to stop spying on our European allies...
And will now promise to spy on Americans twice as hard.
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Why do Europeans hate American food?
Europeans don't want to die yet.
Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
The U.N. initiates a poll...
The United Nations initiated a poll with the request, "Please tell us your honest opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world."
The poll was a total failure.
The Russians did not understand "Please". The Italians did not know the word "honest". The Chinese did not know what an "opinion" was. The Europeans did not know "lack", while the Africans did not know "food". Finally, the Americans didn't know anything about the "rest of the world".
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What's the difference between American and European kids?
European kids actually come home from school.
Name a famous recipe which Europeans, americans and Turks generally dislike
Recipe Erdogan :D
Many Americans would be surprised to know that we Europeans also have shooting ranges
They're called schools and children are sent there to learn
If you are American before and Finnish after what are while in the loo?
European.
I'll leave now.
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An American starts using a u**... next to an Englishman
The American turns to him and says "Hey European"
The Englishman replies "I know"
Did you know that your nationality changes when you go to the bathroom?
When you go in there, American (or whatever nationality you are)
When you come out of there, American
But when you are in there, European
There was an Arabian, African, European, and an American sitting together at a table...
A guy comes up to them and asks: What is your opinion on lack of food for the poor in the rest of the world?
The Arabian says: What is an opinion?
The African says: What is food?
The European says: What is poor?
The American says: What is the rest of the world?
Have you heard about the international toilet spy? By night, he's an unassuming American, traveling with only a roll of paper...
...but bidet, he's European.
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Message from Europe
European: If your house is burning, should firefighters help you?
American: Yes of course. That is logical. And im willing to pay tax for it.
European: If you get robbed, should the police help you?
American: Yes of course. That is logical. And im willing to pay tax for it.
European: If you get hurt, should doctors help you?
American: Absolutely not! We dont want socialist p**....
If you're an American and you're rushin to the bathroom, what are you doing when you're in the bathroom?
European
Really interesting Post with link to american Website.
Unfortunately, our website is currently unavailable in most European countries.
An American guy is talking with European in some bar in USA.
The American guy is saying: "I heard you have now some problems with immigrants in Europe."
An Indian bends from the next table and says: "Be aware of that, we heavily underestimated that once"
I was amazed to find out that Europeans use whiteboards the same way as Americans...
They just pick up the marker, Denmark on it.
What battleship coordinate always hits a European player, but not an American player?
A,13
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If you're American before you enter the bathroom, and Asian after you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?
European!
(You're a peein')
If you're American when you enter the washroom and Russian when you leave, what are you when you're on the john?
~~European!~~ President Donald Trump
How much is your height
Indian:- My height is 167cms
European :- My height is 182.5 cms
American :- My height is 1/3675 of a Football field
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If Americans raid Area 51, then Europeans should try for Vatican.
Americans will get the aliens, others will get the predators.
An American, a Frenchman and an Italian go hiking in the Alps...
An American, a Frenchman and an Italian go hiking together in the Alps.
On the hike the three keep trying to find similarities between them, but always end getting into arguments.
After a ways, the Frenchman and the Italian decide to take a quick break to take a leak. As they both leave the trail, the American calls after them Hey, I know something you both have in common!
Cos'è quello, what's that..?! Replies the Italian over his shoulder.
C'est Quoi? Replies the Frenchman from the other side of the trail.
The American shouts out European!
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An Asian, an American, and a European walk into a bar.
They sit down at the table, and decide to hit up some drinks.
American: I'll have a Coke! I don't want to get drunk.
European: I'll have a watery r**...! I'll stay up for the drive.
Asian: I'll have 3 bottles beer, and a side of whiskey!
The American and the European are astonished!! The European asks the Asian why he ordered all of that alcohol.
Asian: Isn't it obvious? You guys won't let me drive anyway.
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An American, European and Israeli get captured by ISIS.
The captors decide after some discussion that they will behead all 3. The captors ask each of the people what they would like before being executed. The American is asking for a hamburger, the European asked for red wine and the Israeli asked to be kicked in the b**....
All three received what they asked for and once the Israeli gets his kick in the b**..., he over-powers the first captor and then shoots the other 4 captors. After all 3 have been freed, the American and European asked the Israeli why he asked to be kicked in the b**.... The Israeli replied that he didn't want to be accused of starting the fight.
An international school teacher asks: What's your own honest opinion on food scarcity in other countries?
An African student responds: What's food?
A Western European student: What's scarcity?
An Eastern European student: What's honest?
A Chinese student: What's opinion?
A Russian student: What's your?
An American student: What's other countries?
Two very old men of unimportant european nationality meet
While talking, one asks: "You watching the football game?" (Soccer for our American friends)
The other says: "Who's playing?"
"Austria-Hungary", says the first.
"Against whom?"
The difference between a 21 year-old American and European
An American on their 21st birthday: Wow! I can finally drink!
A European on their 21st birthday: Wo-w-wow! I really ought to cut back on my drinking!
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Last night, I, an American, was arguing with a European over whether Europe or the United States was better.
The European boasted, "We hardly even have racism here in Europe!" I asked them, "What about Romani people? Does the racism they experience not count?"
They replied, "Of course not! Romanis aren't people!"
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Popsicle
Me and Willard in the third grade got us a popsicle just as lunch was ending, We didn't have time to eat em so we just stuck em in our pocket. Later in class the history teacher ask Willard. If you're from America you are an American, what are you if you are from Europe? Willard looked confused and he didn't know the answer. To help, I whispered Willard, European, European! He looked at me and said I ain't done it, it's that d**... ole popsicle,
I'm making deer nachos for dinner tonight because it's the most American meal I could think of
The corn and deer were here to begin with, Europeans just brought the cheese and a Mexican did all the work anyway.
I have a friend from Vietnam I talk to every Friday night
I got to know him really well, he was fascinated with America and had really good English (and a good sense of humor) he told me I don't know what that American Dream is, but I know the European Dream is no America.
The UN recently published the results of a poll. The topic was: "Please truthfully give your opinion on food shortage in the rest of the world."
Results:
Europeans requested explanation of the term "shortage".
Africans asked what "food" is.
Chinese inquired about the term "opinion".
Americans wondered what "rest of the world" might possibly mean.
And in Italy they are still discussing the meaning of the term "truthfully".