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Eurasian Jokes

5 eurasian jokes and hilarious eurasian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eurasian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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What is a good eurasian joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

The year is 2219

A dishevelled white haired man crosses the desert that was once the English Channel from the United Kingdom of England to visit the capital of the Eurasian Empire in Brussels. As has been the case for 200 years, he delivers an unsigned letter and returns home, only to repeat the process again the next year. The true meaning of the ritual is lost in the annals of history but many believe it goes back to the days of a mythical quest they called Brexit.

I was talking to a russian the other day and he said that russia is the largest european nation...

I said, sorry man, eurasian.

What do you say to a Chinese tourist in Turkey?

Eurasian

You know if you are from Russia...

...Eurasian.

I don't approve of the relationship between the Eurasian and Indian Plates...

Both of them are in it just to get Himalaid.


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