Eunuch Jokes
32 eunuch jokes and hilarious eunuch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eunuch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Eunuch Short Jokes
Short eunuch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eunuch humour may include short impotent man jokes also.
- I was trying to form a club for eunuchs at my high school... But there weren't enough members.
- In some cultures, eunuchs historically have a lot of wealth and influence. It is part of their compensation package.
- Does anybody know if eunuchs are ticklish? No. Because nobody will give them a test tickle.
- What is the difference between an eskimo and a e**...? One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel
(found this in Horace's Satires) - If the Dothraki take all of the horses, what do the Unsullied ride into battle? e**...-horns.
- My Job Interview. I was interviewed today by a Far East Sultan to be a e**... to guard his h**... of 365 women.
Alas, the Sultan told me I wasn't cut out for the job. - Why is the e**... always changing? Because he Varys...
(I apologise for nothing.) - What happens when a unicorn loses its horn? He becomes a e**....
- I'm castrated and my Queen sent me to buy a trumpet specifically for men like me. Only problem is... ...e**... horns don't exist.
- Why did the e**... lose his job as a HVAC technician? Because he couldn't produce airs.
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Eunuch One Liners
Which eunuch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eunuch? I can suggest the ones about castrated and manhood.
- Did ya hear why they're closing down the eunuchs club? Cause they lost all their members.
- What is Vary's IT built on top of? Eunuchs
- What OS do transexuals use? UNIX
(eunuchs) - Did you hear about the castrated hipster? He had a very e**... style.
- What do you call a unicorn with his horn cut off? a e**...-horn! :D
- What do you call a rhino with no t**...? A e**... horn.
- What do you call a gelded unicorn? A e**...-corn
- What do you get if you remove the horn from a unicorn? A e**...
- I planned to go to the costume party as a e**...... ... but I couldn't quite pull it off.
- What do you call a large castrated man? An absolute e**...
- e**...?! And all this time I thought my mom was saying I'm unique!
- What are the best e**... puns? The ones you never see coming.
- What prize did the e**... Scientist win? The NO BELL prize
- What do you call a corn farmer who had his g**... removed A e**... corn
- How does a horse breeder look after his stock of mares? With a e**...-orn.
Cheerful Eunuch Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about eunuch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean virgin boy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eunuch pranks.
An abderite sees an e**... alogside a woman
He asks him: "is this your wife?". The e**... answers: "eunuchs can't have wives".
"So is it your daughter?".
I browsed through Philogelos ("Love of Laughter") which is the oldest joke collection that has survived. It is written in ancient Greek. Also, it was pretty funny when I dicovered that an Abderite was used inside Greek's jokes as an archtype for an idiot (Abderia was a city in Thrace).
What do you call a four-legged, three-eyed, mute, deaf, transgender, African-American, handicapped, e**..., cancer-riddled, rich, thrice-divorced, tired, fashionable, pansexual, elderly factory worker?
I don't know.
A blonde hooks up with a guy at a bar having met earlier on Tinder.
Straight away, she starts flirting with him, subtly at first, but it quickly escalates.
"I don't usually get much response to my profile, why'd you pick me?" asks the guy.
"Well, in all honesty, I mostly use Tinder for s**...", claims the blonde, "You're cute and I like what you wrote in your profile about being a unique".
"Um... I'm a e**..."
