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What did Euler find in his toilet?
A natural log
How do you turn on a female mathematician?
You Euler up.
What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?
They would have discovered Penicil(e^(x))
A mathematician walked into a restaurant, and there was Euler himself, eating from an empty plate.
"What are you doing?" The mathematician asked, confused.
"I'm eating my pie, what does it look like?". Euler replied.
The mathematician knew Euler was a weird guy, but he wasn't going to pass on the opportunity to talk to one of his heroes, so he walked up to the stool beside him.
"Do you might if I join you as a plus one?"
Euler looked over at him terrified, but before he could speak, the mathematician sat down and they both disappeared.
And there was the proof of e^(i\*pi) \+ 1 = 0
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A mathmatician walked into a bar, and there was Euler himself, eating from an empty plate.
"The h**... are you doing" he asked him, confused.
"I'm eating my pie, what does it look like". Euler replied.
The mathematician knew Euler was a weird guy, but he wasn't going to pass on the opportunity to talk to one of his heroes, so he walked up to the stool beside him.
"Do you might if I join you as a plus one?"
Euler looked over at him terrified, but before he could speak, the mathematician sat down and they both disappeared.
Why did the mathematician's proof break down?
He put the wrong Euler in it.
What do Mathematicians use to fry their food?
Euler butter.
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Euler is sitting on the p**... when...
His stomach starts to feel a little stranger than normal and his bowels are coming out irregularly. The next day, he goes to see his doctor, who suggests he change his posture so that he squats while he does his business. When Euler gets home, he goes to try out this new method. To his surprise, his f**... comes out smoothly and without any problem. Excited by this new stressless way of going to the john, he quickly finishes his business and as he leaves the bathroom, calls for his wife.
"Honey, you need to try this new method of going to the bathroom! It'll make you feel better and makes natural logs!"
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