Eugene Jokes
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Hey Eugene, do you shower after s**...?
Well yes Bob, I do.
Great, can you please get laid more often?
Final Memories
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"
Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."
Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'"
Upon hearing that my donor is in Eugene, I proceeded to inform my wife that, "My heart is in Oregon."
She replied, "I know what a heart is!"
What's wrong with eugenics?
I personally think Eugene is an all around perfect fit guy.
Friend: Where is the University of Oregon?
Me: Eugene.
Gene: How does that help me?
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