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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

The chairman of Perdue Chicken goes to the Vatican to meet the pope.

Jim Perdue, CEO of Perdue Chicken, goes to the Vatican to meet the pope. He says "Pope Francis, it is an honor to meet you. As you know, I am a devoted Catholic, and I'm bringing a generous donation today - 2 million dollars - and in return I simply ask you hear a proposal."
Pope Francis says, "yes, of course."
Jim Perdue says "I propose you change all references of bread to chicken. For example, 'Give us this day out daily chicken.' And instead of bread-based Eucharist, you could give chicken nuggets."
Pope Francis says, "sir, that is really not a feasible proposal."
Perdue says, "tell you what, I'll donate the $2 million no strings attached, but if you implement my proposal, I'll donate another $20 million."
The Pope merely thanks him and leaves the room.
The next day, at a meeting with his cardinals, the pope says, "Exalted cardinals of the Roman Catholic Church... we need to discuss the Wonderbread account."

An agnostic researcher has finally hit upon scientific proof that the Eucharist is the Body of Christ.

After munching thoughtfully on the host for a few seconds, he concluded that it is indeed Chuy.

Did you hear about the priest at the nation's largest Roman Catholic church who forgot what he was supposed to say when administering the Holy Eucharist?

He caused mass confusion.


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