etsy Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious etsy puns

Mom#1- That's it. I'm done. I'm selling the kid on eBay

Mom#2- Don't be crazy. You made him. That does on Etsy

Happy Mother's Day everyone!


I saw a story about parents selling their kids on Ebay...

This is completely nuts, who does that? That's a child. A living being that **you** made. That stuff goes on Etsy.


Please don't sell your kids on ebay.

Sell them on etsy. You made them.


A friend told me he started selling artisan home-distilled fermented grain mash on etsy...

I replied, "Sounds like a whiskey buisness."


What are the most funny Etsy jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Etsy? Well, here are the best Etsy dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Etsy pick up lines to share with friends.


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