Ethnicity Jokes
35 ethnicity jokes and hilarious ethnicity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ethnicity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ethnicity Short Jokes
Short ethnicity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ethnicity humour may include short nationality jokes also.
- Why don't ethnic and gender studies majors become astronauts? Because there's no such thing as safe space.
- I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food. Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea.
- What's the difference between a panda and a cop in an ethnic restaurant? A panda eats chutes and leaves. The cop eats, shoots and leaves.
- It is being reported that black and ethnic minority groups are at higher risk to Coronavirus As if this virus wasn't bad enough, it turns out it is racist too.
- What do conservatives hate about mixed ethnicity math classes? There's too much integration
- How many members of a given ethnic group does it take to change a lightbulb? A finite number! One to to change the bulb, the rest to act in a manner stereotypically derogatory to their ethnicity!
- The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.
- A father walks in on his son using the bathroom The father asks, "Son, do you know your ethnicity?"
The son replies saying, "No, why?"
"Because you're a peein'!" - I've decided to make an all-natural shampoo made from roots found in Africa. I'll call it Ethnic Cleansing.
- Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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Ethnicity One Liners
Which ethnicity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ethnicity? I can suggest the ones about diversity and racism.
- What ethnicity is santa? North Poleish
- I asked my friend if he could tell me what ethnicity Napoleon was. He said course I can.
- Which ethnicity can never win or lose? Thai
- I Want To Open A Bath House Staffed Entirely By Minorites I'll call it Ethnic Cleansing.
- Which ethnic group do you never see holding a housewarming party? Eskimos.
- I offended a girl at Ethnicity Club. Apparently she didn't like my tone.
- What ethnicity is a nervous snake? Hiss-panic.
- What ethnicity are you when you're making your way to the bathroom? Rushin'
- What ethnicity are the Mucinex mascots? Phlegmish.
- Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss?
A: They have terrible Marxmanship. - Why does the U.N. keep close tabs on laundromats? They're watching for ethnic cleansing.
- What is the most popular ethnic snack among Programmers? NaN
- Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
- I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
- What do you call a rwandan putting on deoderant? Ethnic cleansing
Unearthly Funniest Ethnicity Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about ethnicity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean culture jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ethnicity pranks.
Her parents wanted her to date someone of her own ethnicity.
But Polly wanted a c**....
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(Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever)
Two men are playing chess in Australia
o**... asks "What's your ethnicity?"
As he knocks over the king, the other guy responds "Czech, mate"
What's h**...'s favorite spa treatment?
Ethnic cleansing
Ethnic jokes are funny, but
someone always gets offended. So I'm going to make up an ethnicity, let's call it Cleavens. There no one is a Cleaven so they can't get offended.
Okay, so two black cleavens walk into a bar...
joke my uncle told me as a kid
so 3 men go into a brothel what are their ethnic backgrounds the guy coming out........ finnish. the guy going in.......... russian. the guy currently in there........ himalayen
What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?
Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour.
And then the building exploded.
Three men of different ethnicities walk into a bar. The first two say something smart. The third completely embarrasses his countrymen by saying something s**....
How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
Ever heard of an Irish bath?
An Irish bath is when you stand at the sink and just wash your armpits. Some people call it a Gypsy bath, or an Italian shower. A French bath is when you just douse yourself in cologne.
Whatever you call it, it's all just ethnic cleansing.
People often ask me what's the difference between being a Jew and being Jewish. If you're a Jew, you're born into the ethnicity, and you probably practice the religion. If you're just religious, you're only kind of a Jew
You're Jew*ish*.
