Ethnic Jokes

71 ethnic jokes and hilarious ethnic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ethnic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article explores how and why ethnic jokes are shared among various cultural groups. Through examining and analyzing popular ethnic jokes, it delves into the nuances that make them funny, as well as how they can create a sense of bonding. It also looks at different cultural perspectives on Indian, Laotian, and other undocumented jokes, while considering whether they can be seen as racist.

Funniest Ethnic Short Jokes

Short ethnic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ethnic humour may include short culture jokes also.

  1. Why don't ethnic and gender studies majors become astronauts? Because there's no such thing as safe space.
  2. I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food. Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea.
  3. What's the difference between a panda and a cop in an ethnic restaurant? A panda eats chutes and leaves. The cop eats, shoots and leaves.
  4. It is being reported that black and ethnic minority groups are at higher risk to Coronavirus As if this virus wasn't bad enough, it turns out it is racist too.
  5. What do conservatives hate about mixed ethnicity math classes? There's too much integration
  6. How many members of a given ethnic group does it take to change a lightbulb? A finite number! One to to change the bulb, the rest to act in a manner stereotypically derogatory to their ethnicity!
  7. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.
  8. A father walks in on his son using the bathroom The father asks, "Son, do you know your ethnicity?"
    The son replies saying, "No, why?"
    "Because you're a peein'!"
  9. I've decided to make an all-natural shampoo made from roots found in Africa. I'll call it Ethnic Cleansing.
  10. Q: You know what would make America great again?
    A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.

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Ethnic One Liners

Which ethnic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ethnic? I can suggest the ones about race and folk.

  1. What ethnicity is santa? North Poleish
  2. I asked my friend if he could tell me what ethnicity Napoleon was. He said course I can.
  3. Which ethnicity can never win or lose? Thai
  4. I Want To Open A Bath House Staffed Entirely By Minorites I'll call it Ethnic Cleansing.
  5. Which ethnic group do you never see holding a housewarming party? Eskimos.
  6. I offended a girl at Ethnicity Club. Apparently she didn't like my tone.
  7. What ethnicity is a nervous snake? Hiss-panic.
  8. What ethnicity are you when you're making your way to the bathroom? Rushin'
  9. What ethnicity are the Mucinex mascots? Phlegmish.
  10. Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss?
    A: They have terrible Marxmanship.
  11. Why does the U.N. keep close tabs on laundromats? They're watching for ethnic cleansing.
  12. What is the most popular ethnic snack among Programmers? NaN
  13. Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
  14. I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
  15. What do you call a rwandan putting on deoderant? Ethnic cleansing

Ethnic Group Jokes

Here is a list of funny ethnic group jokes and even better ethnic group puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America? Justice isn't always black and white

Like Most Ethnic Jokes

Here is a list of funny like most ethnic jokes and even better like most ethnic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig.
    That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
  • I don't like restaurants whose names are overtly racial or ethnic. Which is why I don't eat at McDonalds. It's too Irish.
Ethnic joke, I don't like restaurants whose names are overtly racial or ethnic.

Ethnic Confusion Jokes

Here is a list of funny ethnic confusion jokes and even better ethnic confusion puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • awkward I have a friend named Bob. Today I went to his home and his sister answered the door. I said i wanted to see bob.
    There was an awkward confusion for a second as I am from Indian ethnicity.
Ethnic joke, awkward

Comical Ethnic Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about ethnic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean religious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ethnic pranks.

We have so many nationalities.
It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there.
It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.

Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.

A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, s**..., free, s**..., tonight."
The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.

Little Johnny was always late for school.
When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle.
Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket.
Next day Johnny was on time.
The teacher had history class.
"What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student.
"Asians", said the student.
"What are the people in Africa called".
"Africans" said the student.
Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean."
To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."

A man and his son went into a store.
The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad: "Dad, I want this flag."
The man tells him: "Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."

How to speak Irish:
Say them all quickly.

One​ day a British came to India.
He met a pan wala.
He asked can you teach me Hindi.
The betel man agreed.
He said "Ye mera pan patta,yeh tumhare pan patta, yeh ham Sabka pan patta".
The Britisher said "Yeh mera pant phatta,yeh tumhara pant phatta,yeh ham Sabka pant phatta".

Q: Why aren't Pakistani good at Football?
A: Because every time they get a Corner, they open a shop.

In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine.
Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges.
As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.

Some American academics, discussing the Six Day War with an Israeli general, were eager to know how it had ended so quickly.
The general told them, "We had a crack regiment at the most sensitive front. It was made entirely of lawyers and accountants. When the time came to charge - boy, did they know how to charge!"

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour.
And then the building exploded.

An ethnically diverse group of people are doing something…

An African-American, a Mexican-American, Jewish-American, and a white man are walking along the beach in Florida. One of them stumbles over a lamp and as he picks it up, a genie appears. The genie thanks them from freeing him from the lamp and offers them each a wish. The African-American says, "My native land has suffered from all the people stolen away by slavery. I wish for all my people to be returned to Africa to start a new age of African success." As he finishes speaking, p**..., he is gone. The Mexican-American is inspired and says, "My native land has suffered from all the people run out by the cartels and corruption. I wish for all my people to be returned to Mexico to start a new age of Mexican success." As he finishes speaking, p**..., he is gone. The Jewish-American feels the same way and says, "My native land has had my people chased out for thousands of years. I wish for all my people to be returned to Israel to start a new age of Israeli success." As he finishes speaking, p**..., he is gone. The white guy is clearly taken aback with all that has happened. He says, "Let me get this straight, all the black, mexicans, and jews are gone? Lemme get a diet coke."

Two guys from the mentally challenged ethnic group of your choice are building a house

One notices that the other is discarding half of the nails that he pulls out of his pouch.
"Why are you throwing those nails away?"
"The head is on the wrong end."
"Don't throw them away, you idiot! Those are for the other side of the house!"

The Soviets decided that they wanted to see which ethnic group could go the longest without eating.

So, to no one's surprise, Russians are pretty racist. My Belorussian girlfriend just told me this one, and insists that it's funny.
The Soviets decided that they wanted to see which ethnic group could go the longest without eating. They lock a Russian, a Ukrainian, a Belorussian and a "Chukcha" (Inuit) in different rooms, and tell them to call on the phone when they get hungry. One day passes and the Russian calls, two days go by and the Belarussian calls, three days gone and the Ukrainian calls. Then four, five, six days pass, and still no call from the Chukcha. The authorities go and see how he's doing, and they find an emaciated man barely clinging to life, calling out "phone, phone."
For the Russian speakers, he calls out - "телефона телефона, чукча кушать хочет."

Ethnic cleansing

Is that what Michael Jackson did?

joke my uncle told me as a kid

so 3 men go into a brothel what are their ethnic backgrounds the guy coming out........ finnish. the guy going in.......... russian. the guy currently in there........ himalayen

What's the difference between Ethnic Cleansing and Ethnic Cleaning?

What comes out of the shower.

The votes are in, and California has legalized m**....

however, one ethnic group that voted disproportionately against the proposition were Cambodian-Americans. When asked why, most said that they'd had bad prior experiences with p**....

Ethnic jokes are funny, but

someone always gets offended. So I'm going to make up an ethnicity, let's call it Cleavens. There no one is a Cleaven so they can't get offended.
Okay, so two black cleavens walk into a bar...

What's h**...'s favorite spa treatment?

Ethnic cleansing

TIL: Neo-n**... are some of the biggest employers of Mexican housekeepers.

They are real fans of ethnic cleansing.

Here in the U.S. immigration is getting out of hand in my city

I went to a grocery store to get an apple pie and it was in the ethnic section

Ever heard of an Irish bath?

An Irish bath is when you stand at the sink and just wash your armpits. Some people call it a Gypsy bath, or an Italian shower. A French bath is when you just douse yourself in cologne.
Whatever you call it, it's all just ethnic cleansing.

How do you get Jews out of your carpet?

With a little ethnic cleanser.

What happens when you hire indigenous women to clean your house?

Ethnic cleansing

Did you hear about the Republicans' new initiative to buy glasses for minorities?

They're calling it "ethnic lensing."

Since it's, I assume, mainly r**... that'll follow Trump's advice...

Does this count as ethnic cleansing?

Tongue anyone?

A man went to an ethnic restaurant for lunch and asked the waiter if there were any specials that day. The waiter beamed and said, we do have a marvelous tongue salad which our chef is very expert at preparing. The man said I would never eat anything that came out of a cows mouth. I'd rather die.
Without expression, the waiter said Then how about an egg?

Ethnic joke, The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background

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