ethnic Jokes

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What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

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Why don't ethnic and gender studies majors become astronauts?

Because there's no such thing as safe space.

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Apparently, it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racia or ethnic minority, so here goes!:

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, a Belgian, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club.

The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."

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I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food.

Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea.

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What's Hitler's favorite spa treatment?

Ethnic cleansing

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Ethnic jokes are funny, but

someone always gets offended. So I'm going to make up an ethnicity, let's call it Cleavens. There no one is a Cleaven so they can't get offended.

Okay, so two black cleavens walk into a bar...

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What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour.

And then the building exploded.

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An ethnically diverse group of people are doing something…

An African-American, a Mexican-American, Jewish-American, and a white man are walking along the beach in Florida. One of them stumbles over a lamp and as he picks it up, a genie appears. The genie thanks them from freeing him from the lamp and offers them each a wish. The African-American says, "My native land has suffered from all the people stolen away by slavery. I wish for all my people to be returned to Africa to start a new age of African success." As he finishes speaking, poof, he is gone. The Mexican-American is inspired and says, "My native land has suffered from all the people run out by the cartels and corruption. I wish for all my people to be returned to Mexico to start a new age of Mexican success." As he finishes speaking, poof, he is gone. The Jewish-American feels the same way and says, "My native land has had my people chased out for thousands of years. I wish for all my people to be returned to Israel to start a new age of Israeli success." As he finishes speaking, poof, he is gone. The white guy is clearly taken aback with all that has happened. He says, "Let me get this straight, all the black, mexicans, and jews are gone? Lemme get a diet coke."

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I Want To Open A Bath House Staffed Entirely By Minorites

I'll call it Ethnic Cleansing.

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joke my uncle told me as a kid

so 3 men go into a brothel what are their ethnic backgrounds the guy coming out........ finnish. the guy going in.......... russian. the guy currently in there........ himalayen

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What's the difference between a panda and a cop in an ethnic restaurant?

A panda eats chutes and leaves. The cop eats, shoots and leaves.

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Ever heard of an Irish bath?

An Irish bath is when you stand at the sink and just wash your armpits. Some people call it a Gypsy bath, or an Italian shower. A French bath is when you just douse yourself in cologne.

Whatever you call it, it's all just ethnic cleansing.

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Since it is ethnic joke day and all here's a Greek one.

Little Jim comes home from Sunday school.

Mom: What did they teach you today, honey?

Jim: Today they taught us about Moses. God sent him on a secret mission to free the Hebrews from Egypt. When they got to the Red Sea Moses had his mechanics build a bridge so everyone could pass but when the Egyptians arrived and started crossing the bridge he called for backup from his radio and his mine squad blew the bridge up, drowning the Egyptians and saving the Hebrews.

Mom: There's no way they taught you that!

Jim: Yeah, but if I told you the bullshit the psator told us, there's no way you would believe me!

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Satan Visits Three Men on a Boat

Note: This works with any race or ethnic background, but I will tell it as I first heard it.



There are three men on a boat. A Macedonian, a Bulgarian, and an Albanian. Mr. Satan shows up and tells them that he will kill them if they can't throw something he can't find into the ocean. The Albanian throws in a grain of rice. Satan jumps in the water and comes back with the rice after a few hours. He kills the Albanian. The Bulgarian throws a grain of sand into the ocean. After a few days, Satan retrieves it and kills the Bulgarian. Satan looks expectantly at the Macedonian, who then proceeds to throw an Alka-Seltzer into the ocean.

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How many members of a given ethnic group does it take to change a lightbulb?

A finite number! One to to change the bulb, the rest to act in a manner stereotypically derogatory to their ethnicity!

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TIL: Neo-Nazis are some of the biggest employers of Mexican housekeepers.

They are real fans of ethnic cleansing.

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Two guys from the mentally challenged ethnic group of your choice are building a house

One notices that the other is discarding half of the nails that he pulls out of his pouch.

"Why are you throwing those nails away?"

"The head is on the wrong end."

"Don't throw them away, you idiot! Those are for the other side of the house!"

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What ethnicity is a nervous snake?

Hiss-panic.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet?
A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.

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What ethnicity are you when you're making your way to the bathroom?

Rushin'

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The Soviets decided that they wanted to see which ethnic group could go the longest without eating.

So, to no one's surprise, Russians are pretty racist. My Belorussian girlfriend just told me this one, and insists that it's funny.

The Soviets decided that they wanted to see which ethnic group could go the longest without eating. They lock a Russian, a Ukrainian, a Belorussian and a "Chukcha" (Inuit) in different rooms, and tell them to call on the phone when they get hungry. One day passes and the Russian calls, two days go by and the Belarussian calls, three days gone and the Ukrainian calls. Then four, five, six days pass, and still no call from the Chukcha. The authorities go and see how he's doing, and they find an emaciated man barely clinging to life, calling out "phone, phone."

For the Russian speakers, he calls out - "Ρ‚Π΅Π»Π΅Ρ„ΠΎΠ½Π° Ρ‚Π΅Π»Π΅Ρ„ΠΎΠ½Π°, Ρ‡ΡƒΠΊΡ‡Π° ΠΊΡƒΡˆΠ°Ρ‚ΡŒ Ρ…ΠΎΡ‡Π΅Ρ‚."

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The votes are in, and California has legalized Marijuana.

however, one ethnic group that voted disproportionately against the proposition were Cambodian-Americans. When asked why, most said that they'd had bad prior experiences with Pot.

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I've decided to make an all-natural shampoo made from roots found in Africa.

I'll call it Ethnic Cleansing.

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Different ethnic groups in the USSR have a meeting.

Each group has a representative, who must talk about what it is like living in the soviet union (and praise lenin and communism along the way if they don't want to get killed).

The Chukchi people live in Siberia, and haven't had it so great under soviet rule. Their representative begins to speak.

"After the revolution, in 1922 when the soviet union was formed, we had 1 feeling: cold."

"A few years later, we began to have another feeling: hunger."

This raised some eyebrows.

"And now we have 3 feelings: cold, hunger, and a great appreciation for the communist party."

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Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss?
A: They have terrible Marxmanship.

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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy.
A: Indi-anus

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Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.

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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.

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Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!

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Q: Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them?
A: So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.

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What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

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Why does the U.N. keep close tabs on laundromats?

They're watching for ethnic cleansing.

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In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Greek,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Greek.

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Q: Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors?
A: So they can see the battlefield.

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What's the difference between Ethnic Cleansing and Ethnic Cleaning?

What comes out of the shower.

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