The Best 46 Ethnic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ethnic jokes. There are some ethnic beaner jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ethnic ethnic confusion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ethnic Jokes and Puns

We have so many nationalities.

It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there.

It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.

Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.

Q: You know what would make America great again?

A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.

Ethnic joke

I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.

Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig.



That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.


A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "

Free, sex, free, sex, tonight."

The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.

A man and his son went into a store.

The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad: "Dad, I want this flag."

The man tells him: "Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."

Ethnic joke

How to speak Irish:

Whale

Oil

Beef

Hooked

Say them all quickly.

One​ day a British came to India.

He met a pan wala.

He asked can you teach me Hindi.

The betel man agreed.

He said "Ye mera pan patta,yeh tumhare pan patta, yeh ham Sabka pan patta".

The Britisher said "Yeh mera pant phatta,yeh tumhara pant phatta,yeh ham Sabka pant phatta".

Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss?

A: They have terrible Marxmanship.

Q: Why aren't Pakistani good at Football?

A: Because every time they get a Corner, they open a shop.

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In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine.



Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges.

As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.

Some American academics, discussing the Six Day War with an Israeli general, were eager to know how it had ended so quickly.

The general told them, "We had a crack regiment at the most sensitive front. It was made entirely of lawyers and accountants. When the time came to charge - boy, did they know how to charge!"

Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour.

And then the building exploded.

What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

Ethnic joke, What ethnicity is Santa?

Two guys from the mentally challenged ethnic group of your choice are building a house

One notices that the other is discarding half of the nails that he pulls out of his pouch.

"Why are you throwing those nails away?"

"The head is on the wrong end."

"Don't throw them away, you idiot! Those are for the other side of the house!"

Ethnic cleansing

Is that what Michael Jackson did?

joke my uncle told me as a kid

so 3 men go into a brothel what are their ethnic backgrounds the guy coming out........ finnish. the guy going in.......... russian. the guy currently in there........ himalayen


I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food.

Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea.

What is the most popular ethnic snack among Programmers?

NaN

What's the difference between Ethnic Cleansing and Ethnic Cleaning?

What comes out of the shower.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

The votes are in, and California has legalized Marijuana.

however, one ethnic group that voted disproportionately against the proposition were Cambodian-Americans. When asked why, most said that they'd had bad prior experiences with Pot.

I've decided to make an all-natural shampoo made from roots found in Africa.

I'll call it Ethnic Cleansing.

How many members of a given ethnic group does it take to change a lightbulb?

A finite number! One to to change the bulb, the rest to act in a manner stereotypically derogatory to their ethnicity!

I Want To Open A Bath House Staffed Entirely By Minorites

I'll call it Ethnic Cleansing.

Why don't ethnic and gender studies majors become astronauts?

Because there's no such thing as safe space.

Ethnic jokes are funny, but

someone always gets offended. So I'm going to make up an ethnicity, let's call it Cleavens. There no one is a Cleaven so they can't get offended.

Okay, so two black cleavens walk into a bar...

What's Hitler's favorite spa treatment?

Ethnic cleansing

TIL: Neo-Nazis are some of the biggest employers of Mexican housekeepers.

They are real fans of ethnic cleansing.

Here in the U.S. immigration is getting out of hand in my city

I went to a grocery store to get an apple pie and it was in the ethnic section

Ever heard of an Irish bath?

An Irish bath is when you stand at the sink and just wash your armpits. Some people call it a Gypsy bath, or an Italian shower. A French bath is when you just douse yourself in cologne.

Whatever you call it, it's all just ethnic cleansing.

I don't like restaurants whose names are overtly racial or ethnic.

Which is why I don't eat at McDonalds. It's too Irish.

What ethnicity are you when you're making your way to the bathroom?

Rushin'

Why does the U.N. keep close tabs on laundromats?

They're watching for ethnic cleansing.

What's the difference between a panda and a cop in an ethnic restaurant?

A panda eats chutes and leaves. The cop eats, shoots and leaves.

What ethnicity is a nervous snake?

Hiss-panic.

How do you get Jews out of your carpet?

With a little ethnic cleanser.

What happens when you hire indigenous women to clean your house?

Ethnic cleansing

Did you hear about the Republicans' new initiative to buy glasses for minorities?

They're calling it "ethnic lensing."

What do you call a rwandan putting on deoderant?

Ethnic cleansing

What ethnicity are the Mucinex mascots?

Phlegmish.

Since it's, I assume, mainly rednecks that'll follow Trump's advice...

Does this count as ethnic cleansing?

It is being reported that black and ethnic minority groups are at higher risk to Coronavirus

As if this virus wasn't bad enough, it turns out it is racist too.

Which ethnicity can never win or lose?

Thai

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