Ethiopians Jokes
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- A tasteless joke. People who can't hear are called deaf.
People who can't see are called blind.
People who can't talk are called mute.
What do you call people that can't taste food?
Ethiopian - BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with ethiopian still actively feeding.
- What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign? British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg"
Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg" - did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into the crocodile pit? he ate 6 crocs before they could pull him out.
- What's the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of pants? a pair of pants only has one fly.
- What's the name of a traditional Ethiopian dish? "The Empty Bowl"
- How did the first Ethiopian get to the moon? He was tinkering with an elastic band.
- How do Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave.
- What's something that both an American and an Ethiopian can never have? Just one potato chip.
- Poker never works well in Africa Ethiopians always eat the chips
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Ethiopians One Liners
Which ethiopians one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ethiopians? I can suggest the ones about ethiopian food and beetle.
- Why do ethiopian children cry on their 6th birthday? They hit a midlife crisis
- Why does an Ethiopian baby cry? It's having a mid life crisis
(Sorry If it's too dark) - What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian? Dead.
- Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white? Because they never use them
- How do you start an Ethiopian rave? Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling.
- What's an Ethiopian's favorite book? "My Life And Other Short Stories"
- What was the score of the Ethiopian baseball game? Eight-nothing
- What's the fastest thing in Africa? Ethiopian with a dinner ticket.
- How do you recognize a rich Ethiopian? He wears a Rolex around his waist.
- Ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.
- Why don't Ethiopians ever take medicine? The package says, "take in after eating".
- Whats the fastest animal on Earth? Am Ethiopian chicken
- I ate at an Ethiopian restaurant once I sat down , got hungry and then left
- An old Ethiopian proverb You can't have your cake or eat it.
- I had an Ethiopian blend of coffee this morning... It didn't taste very rich.
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An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Ethiopian all sit in the hospital lobby as their wives are giving birth.
After a while the doctor comes out, invites them into the nursery where 3 babies lie in cribs and says: "Congratulation! You all just became fathers! But there is one problem. Due to a nurse's error the babies got mixed up and we don't really know which one who's."
The Englishman suddenly grabs the darkest baby and sprints towards the door.
The doctor shouts: "Sir! What are you doing!!!?"
The Englishman as he's getting farther: "I'm not raising no b**... Frenchman!"
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How do you spot a rich Ethiopian?
By the Rolex around his waist.
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What is a huge benefit of dating an Ethiopian girl?
You know they'll s**...
Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.
The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"
