Ethiopian Jokes
135 ethiopian jokes and hilarious ethiopian puns to laugh out loud. Read ethnic jokes about ethiopian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of Ethiopian jokes. From the clever to the downright silly, we've got something for everyone.
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- Short Ethiopian Jokes
- Ethiopian One Liners
- Ethiopian Food Jokes
- Starving Ethiopian Jokes
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Funniest Ethiopian Short Jokes
Short ethiopian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ethiopian humour may include short culture jokes also.
- A tasteless joke. People who can't hear are called deaf.
People who can't see are called blind.
People who can't talk are called mute.
What do you call people that can't taste food?
Ethiopian - BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding.
- What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign? British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg"
Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg" - did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into the crocodile pit? he ate 6 crocs before they could pull him out.
- Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.
- Why are ethiopian children always crying? Midlife crisis.
- I like my women the way Ethiopians like their food. Any way I can get it, I'm so desperate at this point.
- Did you hear about the Ethiopian man that fell into an alligator pit? They say he ate 7 alligators before they could drag him out of there.
- What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian? A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.
- Did you hear about the six month old Ethiopian child? He was having a mid life crisis
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Ethiopian One Liners
Which ethiopian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ethiopian? I can suggest the ones about music and history.
- Why do ethiopian children cry on their 6th birthday? They hit a midlife crisis
- How do you spot a rich Ethiopian? By the Rolex around his waist.
- If the camera really does add 10 pounds Do Ethiopian kids even exist?
- Why was the 3 year old ethiopian kid crying He was having a mid life crisis
- What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They are both living off of dead beatles.
- Why does an Ethiopian baby cry? It's having a mid life crisis
(Sorry If it's too dark) - Why was the Ethiopian baby crying? It was having a mid-life crisis.
- Why does an Ethiopian baby cry It's having a midlife crisis
- How do you kill 100 flies in A second? You slap an Ethiopian in the face.
- What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian? Dead.
- Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white? Because they never use them
- How do you start an Ethiopian rave? Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling.
- What's an Ethiopian's favorite book? "My Life And Other Short Stories"
- What's wrong with that 5 year old Ethiopian? He's having a mid-life crisis
- What was the score of the Ethiopian baseball game? Eight-nothing
Ethiopian Food Jokes
Here is a list of funny ethiopian food jokes and even better ethiopian food puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.
- Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have Ethiopians.
- I've never eaten Ethiopian food. But neither have most Ethiopians.
- Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Their kids haven't .
- Have you had Ethiopian food before? Yeah well, neither have they.
- Have you tried Ethiopian Food? Neither have they.
- How do you get a room full of ethiopians to rave? Stick food to the ceiling.
- Hey, would you like to try Ethiopian food? They would too
- How do you start an Ethiopian rave? Put food on the ceiling.
- My friend asked me what an oxymoron was. I thought the best way to teach him was to use one in a sentence, so I said "The other day, I had Ethiopian food for dinner."
Starving Ethiopian Jokes
Here is a list of funny starving ethiopian jokes and even better starving ethiopian puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I don't understand Fly fishing Why are you fishing for flies? What do you even bait them with? A starving Ethiopian?
- What did the starving ethiopian rapper say? Give me a fat beet!
- What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.
Ethiopian Animation Jokes
Here is a list of funny ethiopian animation jokes and even better ethiopian animation puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Whats the fastest animal on Earth? Am Ethiopian chicken
- What's the fastest animal in the world? A chicken crossing Ethiopia.
What's the second fastest animal?
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The ethiopian chasing it.
Delightful Fun Ethiopian Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about ethiopian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean country jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ethiopian pranks.
Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into the piranha pool?
He ate half of them before they could pull him out.
What's the name of a traditional Ethiopian dish?
"The Empty Bowl"
How do you kill 100 flies?
s**... an Ethiopian kid in the face.
What's the fastest thing in Africa?
Ethiopian with a dinner ticket.
Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese
What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?
A rake
What do you call 10 Ethiopians carrying a canoe over their heads?
A comb
What do you call an Ethiopian with a club foot?
A gulf club.
I went to my first Ethiopian electronic concert yesterday
The DJ was MT Stomach
What's the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of pants?
a pair of pants only has one fly.
What does an Ethiopian 5 year old have that you probably don't?
A midlife crisis.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
No? Either have they.
What's the difference between Rob Ford and an Ethiopian child?
Rob Ford has more than enough to eat at home.
Ethiopian kid won't get this...
old
Why can't ethiopians take med pills?
Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.
Poker never works well in Africa
Ethiopians always eat the chips
Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.
The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"
TIL Ethiopian warriors conquered part of Central Europe in the 1300s
That's why they call it Hungary.
What do you call a Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter pounder.
What did the Ethiopian Government say when the United States sent over 1 million condoms to promote safe s**...?
Thanks for the sleeping bags
Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying?
Because he was having his mid-life crisis.
My coworkers and I are trying the new Ethiopian place for lunch. It's called...
Hungry.
I had an Ethiopian blend of coffee this morning...
It didn't taste very rich.
What is a huge benefit of dating an Ethiopian girl?
You know they'll s**...
What's the main ingredient in Ethiopian cooking?
Nothing
What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?
They're practically non existent.
How do you kill 200 flies at once?
You slap an Ethiopian in the face.
Why don't Ethiopian kids like Zoopals as much as we do?
Because when they get the plate, they can already see the face!
How do you spot a rich Ethiopian?
He's wearing a watch around his waist.
Why did the Ethiopian cry when he opened up a read only document?
It wasn't editable.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are fighting over the custody of their adopted Ethiopian child.
Although eventually one of them will lose and have to keep her.
What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?
A once in a lifetime opportunity.
How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?
They wear a rolex watch around their waist.
How do you call an ethiopian family portait?
A barcode.
Poverty Commercials
How'd that saying go? Live fast, die young, or wait...other way around for them Ethiopian kids. Live young, die fast.
How do Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?
By putting flowers on the grave.
I've not received any cards from my Ethiopian friends this year
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
How do you make an Ethiopian grow?
Just add water.
How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?
Shoot the people pushing it.
What did the little Ethiopian boy get for his 4th birthday?
Flowers.
How did the first Ethiopian get to the moon?
He was tinkering with an elastic band.
An old Ethiopian proverb
You can't have your cake or eat it.
A Frenchman and an Ethiopian got into a heated argument.
The Frenchman said, "We have better food, wine, standard of living, transportation, infrastructure, economy, and GDP than you! What do you have? Nothing!"
The Ethiopian answered, "At least we didn't surrender to the Axis!"
What do you call an Ethiopian child with an abnormally large toe?
A golf club
How do you kill 1000 flies at once?
Swat an Ethiopian
Do you know the traditional Ethiopian cuisine ?
Don't worry, they don't either
What do they call an Ethiopian with diarrhea?
"Show off"
Have you ever had Ethiopian breakfast?
Well neither have they.
Why don't Ethiopians ever take medicine?
The package says, "take in after eating".
How do you recognize a rich Ethiopian?
He wears a Rolex around his waist.
What's something that both an American and an Ethiopian can never have?
Just one potato chip.
My wife and I went to an Ethiopian restaurant for our anniversary.
The food was great, but the service was terrible. We had to wait 30 minutes to have our water refilled. Granted, the waitress had to walk six miles.
What do you call an Ethiopian family photo?
A barcode
How do you get an Ethiopian to disappear?
You turn them 90 degrees.
