Ethiopia Jokes
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Funniest Ethiopia Short Jokes
Short ethiopia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ethiopia humour may include short soccer jokes also.
- Did you ever hear about McDonald's sending 10 million straws to Ethiopia.. Ethiopia wrote back and said thanks for the leg warmers
- At my school, the cafeteria has "World Cuisine" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia... ...they served us nothing.
- Football game between Jamaica and Ethiopia. Final result? Half the grass eaten, half the grass smoked.
- Did you guys see the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer match? Egypt 8 .. Ethiopia didn't
- If each letter in Ethiopia stood for a word describing the country, The f would stand for food
- What was the name of that white girl's Collie who went on all those adventures in Ethiopia between 1930 and 1974? Haley's Lassie
- Did you hear about the score of the Egypt versus Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
- What's the highest paying job in ethiopia? The machine gunner in the back of the bread truck
- Did you hear about the score of the football match between Egypt and Ethiopia? Egypt 8 - Ethiopia didn't....
- What caused the civil war in Ethiopia? Too many Negus.
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Ethiopia One Liners
Which ethiopia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ethiopia? I can suggest the ones about score and goals.
- What does the F in Ethiopia stand for? food
- Did you hear the score of the England vs Ethiopia soccer game? England 8. Ethiopia didn't
- What does the 'F' in Ethiopia stand for? Food
- Did you hear the score to the game last night? America: 8
Ethiopia: Didn't - How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling.
- Maybe we should give Ethiopia a more suitable name Perhaps Hungary represents them well.
- What do they call the hunger games in Ethiopia? Games.
- What's the main cause of emigration in Ethiopia? The wind
- If you are what you eat... Then there's nobody living in Ethiopia.
- How do you start a rave in Ethiopia Staple food to the ceiling
(I'm sorry) - Do you know what the last result of the World Cup was? Spain - 8 Ethiopia - didn't
- How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue toast to the ceiling.
- A doctor is weighing kids in Ethiopia. "40 kg, pretty good, send the next class"
- Whats the national dish of ethiopia? Dont know? Neither do they.
- How do start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of toast to the roof.
Fun-Filled Ethiopia Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about ethiopia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean travel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ethiopia pranks.
What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?
There is no lunch.
What is the golden rule of hide and seek in Ethiopia?
no more than 10 behind the same tree
How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?
Glue bread to the ceiling.
What was the baseball score when ethiopia played africa.....ate nothing
Have you ever eaten Ethiopia cuisine?
Neither have they
What's the fastest animal on earth?
A chicken in Ethiopia.
My friend was going to Ethiopia
My friend was going to Ethiopia, so I asked him
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food?"
"No, sadly"
"That's ok, neither have they"
The USA and Ethiopia played a football friendly.
The final score was USA 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Did anyone catch the score of that soccer game??
U.S.A. 8, Ethiopia didn't
England and Ethiopia recently played each other in a football match
After a tough match, with both opponents clashing, the scoreline ended in English 8 - Ethiopia Didn't
where are opie and anthony from?
ethiopia
She's technically not wrong...
This actually happened last night with my girlfriend...
Me: So did you read 1984?
She: Yeah, I did...utopian society right?
Me:No it is the total opposite...do you know the opposite of utopian?
She: yeah..Ethiopia right?
and yes she was being totally serious.
Breaking News!
Breaking News! Russia has just dropped a nuclear bomb on Ethiopia.
1 million died in the blast and 2 million died running after the mushroom.
What does it take to start a rave in Ethiopia?
Nail a piece of meat to the ceiling
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
Strap a steak to the ceiling
How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?
Carve a turkey
How are elevators in Ethiopia?
400 people / 5kg
What do you call a chicken in Ethiopia?
The fastest animal in the world.
What's the fastest animal in the world?
A chicken crossing Ethiopia.
What's the second fastest animal?
...
The ethiopian chasing it.
What was the score between the UK and Ethiopia?
UK - 8
Ethiopia - didn't
Ethiopia is the healthiest country in the world...
If you sort by number of diabetics per capita.
You hear about the Egypt vs. Ethiopia soccer game?
Egypt ate, Ethiopia didn't.
What's the end result of a soccer game between Jamaica and Ethiopia?
Half the grass is smoked and the other half is eaten.
What does the elevator in Ethiopia say
200 kg
Or 500 people
Ethiopia is getting a brand new McDonalds
They're installing a new state of the art crawl up window.
Did you see the Egypt-Ethiopia football game last night?
Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
How do you get a bunch n**... people to chase your car?
Tape a loaf of bread to the back of your car and drive in Ethiopia.
Anyone know the score in the Nigeria Ethiopia footy match?
Nigeria 8 - Ethiopia Didn't
What is the most popular game in Ethiopia?
The hunger games
Why did the government of Ethiopia tie a piece of string over their country?
So the kids could play in the shadow.
How are Ethiopia and Neverland similar?
They're full of pirates.
And children who never grow up.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
Nail a sandwich to the roof.
What does EA and Ethiopia have in common?
Ordered food from Ethiopia
There was only a cardboard box
What is a customary present for a child's 5th birthday in Ethiopia?
A bunch of flowers on their grave
As emperor of Ethiopia, how would you rate yourself?
A. Not at all Selassie
B. Somewhat Selassie
C. Moderately Selassie
D. Highly Selassie
What's the best thing about living in Ethiopia as a foreigner?
Getting refunds on every appliance and tool with a lifetime guarantee.
Why was the motivational speaker a failure in Ethiopia?
His mantra was "Stay Hungry"
What does the F in Ethiopia stand for?
Food.
What does the F in Ethiopia stand for
Food
Why are there no pharmacies in Ethiopia?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
Staple some breadcrumbs to the ceiling.
What does the "F" in Ethiopia stand for?
Food
Ethiopia is ages behind the rest of the world.
Happy Ethiopian new year!!! 2011
What does the "f" in Ethiopia stand for?
Food.
Germany and Ethiopia had a soccer match recently
The final score was Germany: 8 Ethiopia: didn't
How do you get 5,000 followers in a day?
Run through Ethiopia with a bottle of water.
Why did all drugstores in Ethiopia bankrupted?
Because most remedies were to be taken after meals
What is the main factor that affects population distribution in Ethiopia?
The wind
