Ethical Jokes
10 ethical jokes and hilarious ethical puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ethical that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you ever wonder why ethical jokes are so funny? This article examines the fundamental principles of ethical dilemmas and how they provide a humorous — yet thought-provoking — reflection on current federal laws and the law profession. Read on to uncover the hilarity of ethical jokes!
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Hilarious Fun Ethical Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What is a good ethical joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do my girlfriend and ethical capitalism have in common?
They don't exist
Teacher: Please provide the ethical definition of copying.
Student:
From one person it's cheating.
From many people it's research.
If Aristotle was to write a book on ethical music what would he call it?
NickelBachean Ethics
An ethical Republican walked into a bar
At least that was what the other Republcan who was holding the bar told police
Did you hear about the food critic who is having thoughts about his career choice due to ethical concerns?
The struggle is Veal.
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Have you heard the ethical r**...'s motto?
Give and let live
For ethical reasons I started to only eat vegetables
surprisingly their meat doesn't taste that bad!
It is far more ethical to eat animals than plants
Animals have a chance to escape
My moral compass is broken...
...so I got an ethical GPS instead. It gives lousy directions but I always end up meeting the nicest people.
A Defendant in a Lawsuit . . .
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined!"
"It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer.
"Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?"
"No! The judge is a stickler on ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in contempt of court."
Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant. As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It really worked!"
Confidently the lawyer responded, "I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them."
"But I did send them.", replied the man.
"What?" shouted the lawyer.
"I sure did, that's how we won the case... good thing I remembered to enclose the plaintiff's business card."
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