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5 eta jokes and hilarious eta puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eta that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Eta Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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My 11 yo son got out the car at school the other morning, right at the moment the gritter was driving by us spraying rock salt everywhere..

He got straight back in the car, looked at me with a completely serious face and said I've just been assaulted .
ETA: thank you so much for the awards, I showed him some (SOME!) of the comments 😂 and it made his day, he was delighted that people actually enjoyed his joke to even just upvote and comment on it but actually couldn't believe that people actually awarded it too ( people gave Reddit awards to it?? For my joke?? Like, did they actually mum or are you just saying that?! so yea, thank you kind Redditors for making my 11yo extremely happy! You guys are the best 😊

Why was epsilon afraid of zeta?

Because zeta eta theta.

Finished singing a song with my 4yo and she said that's song's a bummer. I said bummer means something that brings you down or makes you sad. I think you meant to say that song's a b**....

She said, No, I meant to say that *you're* a bummer.
So proud 😢
ETA: that

What sorority did the kindergarten English teacher join?

Eta Xi

My bank account is like the GPS ETA...

it goes up but never comes down.


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