Estonia Jokes
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What is a good estonia joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Putin visits Estonia
Immigration officer says: "Name?". "Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin".
"Address?" "Kremlin, Moscow, Russia".
"Occupation?" "No, this time just visiting".
What is the highest tavern in Estonia?
Tall Inn
An Estonian visits russia
He departs from Tallinn, the journey goes as planned until, 2 hours and a half in, he realizes he needs petrol otherwise he won't get to russia, so he stops at a gas station near narva, and decides to get a snack and go to the bathroom. So before filling up his car he gets off, walks to the gas station's shop's counter and asks for a sandwich, he eats it, and then goes to the bathroom, seeing all the doors closed, he knocks.
"Occupied"
"Again?!"
Where did Rock music start?
Estonia
How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?
Who knows, there is no tax record of it.
How to get a cheap car in Finland?
Buy it from Germany and register it to Estonia
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Getting Lost in the Woods...
So a young reporter went to a village deep in the woods of Estonia, where she approached the mayor, asking for an interesting story for her newspaper.
The mayor smiled, and said "Last month, this s**... young lady from the village got lost. So I gathered all the men together, and we search through the night and found her, then we took turns nailing her!"
The reporter, stunned, says "I can't use that story...is there anything else that happened, maybe less dirty?"
The mayor leaned back and said..."Well in all the excitement, the girls Mother- she's old but ok looking, went missing. So I got about half of the men from the village... and we found her, then took turns nailing her."
The reporter threw up her hands in frustration. "Mr. Mayor, I can't use those stories...how about you...has anything interesting happened to you lately?"
The mayor grew silent and then said, after a sigh he said: "I got lost last week...but we won't talk about that!"
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