Estimate Jokes
30 estimate jokes and hilarious estimate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about estimate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short estimate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The estimate humour may include short forecast jokes also.
- Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate! The Voyager probe, flying away from earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour.
- I'm thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events. I wonder how many people are in that field.
- I am thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator I wonder how many people are in that field
- According to my calculations, about 40% of Americans are Republicans But that's just a Conservative estimate
- Bill Gates has a net worth of $86.9 billion To get an estimate of how big that is, take your net worth and atdd $86.9 billion onto it
- There was a fire at my local dollar store Damage is estimated to be in the tens of dollars
- Great news that anti-virus mogul turned fugitive John McAfee has finally been captured.
They estimate the trial could last 30 days. - You know why you should never ask a dog for an estimate on something? Because it's always ruff...
- How can you estimate the number of dogs in the world accurately? You can't. You have to do it Ruffly.
- An estimated 70% of women who wear yoga pants don't do yoga. An estimated 100% of straight men do not care.
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Estimate One Liners
Which estimate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with estimate? I can suggest the ones about measure and predict.
- How many times a day does a dog bark? About 100, but that's just a ruff estimate.
- I have a buddy that tends to guess a lot... I call him my esti-mate.
- I like to estimate, but that's just me I guess.
- How are dogs able to estimate the flight path of a ball? They ballbark it
- What is the estimated 6th commandment of math? Tau shall not steal.
- By my estimation, Mitch McConnell's true age is... ...350 turtle years.
- I estimate I have enough energy to attend two more social events in my lifetime.
- what do you call your friend who values everything ? " esti-mate "
- A woman gets a lifetime bus pass for her 103rd birthday Estimated value: $30
- What do you call a disgusting guess? A g**... estimate
- It's difficult to estimate the true cost of child a**... So I carry a lot of cash
Happy Estimate Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about estimate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean inspect jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make estimate pranks.
Any more oxymorons?
* Only choice
* Civil war
* Definite possibility
* Grow smaller
* Random order
* Old news
* True fiction
* Virtual reality
* Working vacation
* Exact estimate
* Original copies
* Pretty ugly
* Fully empty
An elderly man thinks his wife is losing her hearing so he calls their doctor.
The doctor tells him "We need to figure out how bad her hearing is. Using a normal tone, talk to her at various distances until she can hear you."
That night the man decides to try this. He estimates he is sitting about 30 feet from his wife and asks her, "What's for dinner?"
He hears nothing so he moves a little closer; about 20 feet away. He asks her again, "What's for dinner?" Still nothing.
Finally, he gets right next to her and asks, "What's for dinner?"
She finally hears him and responds "For the third time, chicken!"
Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for m**... charges.
If they catch him, they estimate the trial could last 30 days.
8:45 PM, Arrive at the crime scene
- 8:45 PM, Assess victim. Cause of death: strangulation, victim's phone and wallet are missing
- 8:45 PM, Gather evidence. No visible fingerprints, rope used to strangle the victim was found in a nearby trashcan
- 8:45 PM, Question witnesses. One witness states the m**... was driving away in a blue Ford Mondeo
- 8:45 PM, Realise watch is broken. Amazon estimates a 2-3 day wait for a new watch
There's a new company that's planning to feed cows a diet of cannabis mixed in with their food.
They claim that the relaxed cattle produce more milk, and tender meat. The issue is that the legal costs of this are through the roof, and even the best estimates are that they won't turn a profit until 2034. The steaks have never been higher.
Wearing your mask pulled down beneath your nose actually HELPS other people...
...estimate your IQ.
During the 3 days of the Woodstock festival, over 400,000 people attended
The town of Bethel had prepared beforehand and many vendors gathered there to sell food, water, and other necessities.
It's estimated that 2.7 million gallons of water was sold over the weekend,
along with 750,000 cans of beer,
100,000 hot dogs,
15,000 pounds of granola,
and a bar of soap
My wife has clamored for months for plastic surgery so she could have a smoking hot body….
After seeing the doctor's estimate, I told her cremation seemed more cost-effective.
