Essex Jokes
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Why are there regions in England named Wessex, Sussex, Essex and Northumbria?
... because nobody wants to live in a place called Nosex.
What's the difference between a Kit Kat and an Essex girl?
You can only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat.
In Kent a business man was con
In Kent a business man was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Essex and I need some help. If I were to give you £20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings!"
If there is a Wessex, Sussex, and Essex why isn't there a northern county similarly named?
Cause then there would be Nosex!
Fun facts about England
Fun fact: Sussex, Wessex, Essex, and Middlesex, are all named for points on a compass, South, West, East, and Middle respectively, and represent places of Saxon occupancy. That is, Wessex means West Saxons.
But why Middle and not North, you ask. Well, Little Timmy, there's no north because no one wants to be called Nosex.
Essex Girl after s**...!
What does an Essex girl say after having s**...?
What team do you guys play for?
Literary joke
My local theatre group are putting on a gritty drama about the shortage of publications in an Essex town's library.
It's called Book Lack in Ongar
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