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Essential Oils Jokes

10 essential oils jokes and hilarious essential oils puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about essential oils that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Essential Oils Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good essential oils joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Karen got hired to an offshore rig during the pandemic.

She's an essential oil worker now.

Did you know they changed the word snake to essential

And people started buying the oils again.

I tried my wife's essential oils for the first time today.

Worst french fries I've ever had.

People have been using crystals and essential oils to protect themselves from covid.

Their corpses smell great and look very fashionable.

I have now survived 21,364 days and 13 hours without using essential oils or eating kale.

Thank you for your prayers and support during these trying times.

What essential oil can calm housebound children during quarentine?

Chloroform

Essential Oils found to help with Polio

They are effective in cases of polio to lubricate the seal between between the one's neck, and the iron lung.

My wife got me some essential oils to rub into my beard.

I'm just not sure I need them.

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Essential oils are b**....

I've drank three bottles and now I have a headache AND diarrhea.

I dumped my kids toys in a bowl full of essential oils

I made Toypourri

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