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21 esse jokes and hilarious esse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about esse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Esse Short Jokes

Short esse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The esse humour may include short locomotive jokes also.

  1. Two Teams Are Running One Team is American
    The other one is Mexican,
    A white guy says Go U.S.A
    The Mexican team all turn around,
    Then the white guy says No not you esse.
  2. What did the German secret police agent tell his child who didn't want to eat dinner? Ess, ess mein kind.
  3. Merry Christmas and Happy h**... idays to friends and oved ones c ose and far. B essings to you and yours this Yu e season. This is my no-L greeting!

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Esse One Liners

Which esse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with esse? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph. Because it's only half an esse.
  2. What do you call a Hispanic midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called esse.
  3. Why are French snails faster than American snails? L'ess cargo
  4. Why did the English majors switch to Spanish? (OC) Too many persuasive esses.
  5. What does a patriotic cholo love the most? You, esse!
  6. What do you call a mexican midget? A para, cuz he's too short for an esse.
  7. What do you call the latin children of german officers? The esse esse

Esse joke, What do you call the latin children of german officers?

Amusing Esse Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about esse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make esse pranks.

I tried my wife's essential oils for the first time today.

Worst french fries I've ever had.

We have essentially Elected 4chan for the 45th president of the United States.

This is a day that will go down in Infameme.

Essex Girl after s**...!

What does an Essex girl say after having s**...?
What team do you guys play for?

What essential oil can calm housebound children during quarentine?

Chloroform

Those Essex Girls

Whats the difference between a plat of spaghetti and an Essex girl
The plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it!

Essential Oils found to help with Polio

They are effective in cases of polio to lubricate the seal between between the one's neck, and the iron lung.

what's an Essex(uk)/Jersey(usa) girls favourite nursery rhyme?

h**... me, dump me

What essential oil works best for getting rid of people?

Pepper spray

Essential oils are b**....

I've drank three bottles and now I have a headache AND diarrhea.

Esse joke, Essential oils are b**....