Espresso Jokes
27 espresso jokes and hilarious espresso puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about espresso that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Espresso Short Jokes
Short espresso jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The espresso humour may include short latte coffee jokes also.
- I can't remember the name of that Italian dessert where you pour espresso over ice cream. I asked my Italian friend, but he couldn't remember either.
- What's the name of that dessert where you pour espresso over ice cream? Affogato.
No worries, I'll just google it. - Can you remember the name of that drink, where you pour espresso over ice cream? Affogato.
- I told my friend I found this new place that sells Gelato and Espresso but affogato what it was called ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- One shot of espresso in a coffee? That's a red eye. Two shots? A black eye. Three shots? That's called a JFK.
- What did the doctor say to the art historian? Can I have two shots of espresso in that latte?
- Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they really know how to espresso themselves
- The espresso bar tech visited today... They adjusted my grind, turned up the heat, and blew out my steam wand.
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Espresso One Liners
Which espresso one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with espresso? I can suggest the ones about barista coffee and java coffee.
- Courtesy of my 6-year-old: How does a coffee mug fight off dementors? Espresso patronum
- What do you call an espresso with a cold? Cough-ee
- What's a Depressed persons favorite drink? A Depresso Espresso
Jk it's cyanide - How can you tell when an espresso has a cold? It's a little coffee.
- What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink? Affogato!
- What is bitter than a cup of espresso ? A cup of Depresso
- I insulted an espresso yesterday. It was a really good roast.
- What do you call a double espresso with milk and unrefined sugar? Crappacino
- I like my woman like my espresso; Bitter, exhilarating, and some sort of Italian I guess.
- Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks? Because it's black.
Sorry. - Espresso is like standards. When there's double s**...'s about to go down.
- Last week I made a p**... of coffee only using espresso. I still haven't gone to sleep.
Great Espresso Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about espresso you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean latte jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make espresso pranks.
An American goes to a restaurant in Italy for breakfast.
After the meal he looks at the coffee menu and orders an Espresso Ristretto, because the name sounds good. The server brings him a tiny coffee cup with a little coffee at the bottom. The American takes the cup, dumps the content in his mouth, makes few slushing sounds with his tongue and says to the server: "Yes, it's good. I'll have this".
A man walks into a coffee shop
And orders a shot of espresso with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top. When he receives his order, he's dismayed to find only a shot of espresso.
"Hey!" he asks the barista, "why didn't you add the ice cream?"
"Sorry sir" he says, "affagato."
My brother just finished his doctorals
So he went to Starbucks to celebrate.
The cashier said. "What would you like sir?"
"I would like an espresso please" my brother replied.
"Okay sir, I just need your name." The cashier said.
"It's Stephen" My brother replied.
"With a 'ph'?" The cashier asked.
My brother then replied. "No, it's Stephen, with a PhD"
So a man walks into a coffee house late in the afternoon and asks for a tall drink with 4 shots of espresso and the rest filled with milk.
The barista looks at him lightly concerned and she says,
Are you sure sir? That's a latte coffee.
