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Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.
FO: My dog is so smart that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbucks and picks me up a mocha latte, and then comes home and turns on ESPN, all before I get out of bed.
SO: I know.
FO: How do you know?
SO: My dog told me.
ESPN literally hired a potato for one of its broadcasts
When asked why they responded that they needed a common tater.
They say live fast, die young
But ESPN keeps rejecting my pilot episode of Baby Formula 1 Racing
The only thing on TV to watch is Law and Order: SVU and ESPN...
..and they're both talking about child molesters.
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The best part about Ray Lewis being on ESPN is..
I can hear a guy with six kids by four different women lecture me about commitment & dedication.
What do you call 100 people crying?
ESPN.
ESPN is making a new documentary about pants...
It's called 30 by 30.
My dad asked me why I was watching Ninja rather than playing the game.
He then went to put on espn
My roommate always knows which sports games are coming on next.
I think he must have ESPN
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