Espionage Jokes
15 espionage jokes and hilarious espionage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about espionage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Espionage Short Jokes
Short espionage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The espionage humour may include short secret agent jokes also.
- Throughout the history of espionage, the phrase "We have ways of making you talk."
Has yet to be used on a woman. - Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage? He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
- A Russian walks into a Russian bar, and orders a beer. He was arrested for espionage within the minute.
- Night Time Espionage Q: What's another name for Night Time Espionage Operations done via the computer?
A: Nocturnal E-missions
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Espionage One Liners
Which espionage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with espionage? I can suggest the ones about stealth and evasion.
- What do you call an arachnid that moonlights in espionage? A SPYder.
- What do you call arachnids gifted in espionage? Spyders
- What do you call a tree who commits espionage? A leaves-dropper
- How do you combat espionage? Umbreonage
Heartwarming Espionage Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about espionage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean treason jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make espionage pranks.
3 men are in a Soviet Prison
They ask each other why they are in prison.
The first says 'I was always 5 minutes late for work, so I was accused of sabotage'
The second says 'I was always 5 minutes early for work, so I was accused of espionage'
But the third says 'I was always on time for work, so I was accused of having a Western watch'
Old joke from East Germany.
Three guys work at a factory:
1st guy comes 5 minutes too late for work. Gets arrested for sabotage.
2nd guy comes 5 minutes too early for work. Gets arrested for espionage.
3rd guy comes to work on time. Gets arrested for possessing a West-Uhr. (a watch from the west)
Three men are sitting in the same prison cell.
Three men are sitting in the same prison cell.
The first man asks the second: "so, why are you here?", and he replies: "I came to work 15 minutes late and now I'm accused of being an unproductive parasite in the socialist state. How about you?".
The first answers: "I arrived 15 minutes early at work, and I'm accused of espionage in the socialist state".
They then turned to the third guy and asked: "How about you?" to which the man replied: "Well, I came to work *right* on time but was arrested for owning a Western watch".
