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Comical & Quirky Esophagus Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

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Two sperms swimming

Two sperms swimming through a girls body. After a while one s**... looks at the other and says"we've been swimming forever! How much farther until we hit the ovaries?" The other s**... starts laughing and replies " ovaries?! We're not even halfway down the esophagus yet!"

One s**... said to the other s**...:

"Man, this is a long journey! How far to the u**...?"
"I don't know, but we've got a ways to go. So far we've only made it to the esophagus."

Two s**... are racing each other to get to the egg first

After awhile one s**... says, "Shouldn't we be there by now?"
The other s**... says, "I don't think so, we just passed the esophagus."

2 sperms are swimming side by side

s**... 1: do you know how much longer 'til the fallopian tube?
s**... 2: fallopian tube? we aren't even past the esophagus yet!

Two s**... are busily swimming along

Two s**... are busily swimming along when 1 s**... asks "Hey look..is the that the Fallopian tube?"
"Fallopian tube" the second s**... laughs out, "we're not even through the esophagus yet!"

[Dirty] Two s**... are swimming around inside a woman.

The first one, exhausted and out of breath asks, "how much longer till we reach the u**...?"
The second s**... breaks into laughter and replies, "the u**...?! We haven't even left the esophagus yet!"

Two s**... swimming in woman's body. One says to the other, how long of a trip is this?

I don't know but we are coming up on the esophagus

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