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16 eskom jokes and hilarious eskom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eskom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Eskom Short Jokes

Short eskom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eskom humour may include short power jokes also.

  1. New English Word: Electrogasm. That excited feeling you get as the electricity comes back on after loadshedding.
  2. What's the difference between South Africa and the Titanic? When Titanic went down the lights were on!
  3. Stage 7 load shedding is when they remove the "You are my fire" lyrics from "I Want It That Way".
  4. Stage 7 load shedding joke! Eskom comes to your church and takes that little light of yours you were gonna let shine.
  5. Understanding electricity. AC - Alternating current
    DC - Direct current
    ANC - Absolutely no current

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Eskom One Liners

Which eskom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eskom? I can suggest the ones about song and eclipse.

  1. What does LOL mean? Lots of Loadshedding.
  2. Loadshedding joke. Another
    Night with
    Candles.
  3. Loadshedding joke. Another new dawn eclipse, courtesy of Eskom.
  4. We don't always supply you with electricity. But when we do, please don't use it.
  5. I am dreaming of a light Christmas. Eskom drops festive season load shedding bomb.

Eskom joke, I am dreaming of a light Christmas.

Great Eskom Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about eskom you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean words jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eskom pranks.

South Africa's new National Anthem.

Sounds of silence:
Hello, darkness,
my old friend.
I've come to talk
with you again.
Because a darkness
softly creeping.
Silos crack while I
was sleeping.
And the power is
off once again,
This is South Africa,
my friend.

Eskom joke, Understanding electricity.