Eskimos Jokes
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Funniest Eskimos Short Jokes
Short eskimos jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eskimos humour may include short igloo jokes also.
- Two Eskimos sitting in a Kayak were getting cold, so they decided to light a fire, unfortunately it sunk the boat. Proving once and for all that you can't have your Kayak and heat it
- Donald Trump is such a good salesman he could sell ice to the Eskimos. Which will come in handy considering his policies on global warming.
- What do you call an eskimo optometrist? ...An optical Aleutian.
I actually made this one up.
But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised. - An Eskimo buys a fridge An Eskimo buys a fridge. His fellow Eskimo wonders: "What for?". The happy fridge owner answers: "To warm myself up. -50 degrees outside. -5 inside the fridge".
- Eskimo 1: "Where were you the whole morning?" Eskimo 2: "Ice fishing." "What did you get?" "Ice."
- What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? Eskimo pi.
- punny guy If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo is it counterinuitive?
- How do eskimos get into their igloos? They just walk right inuit.
- I tried being an Eskimo but it didn't work out I just wasn't Inuit
- I still have nightmares.... I still have nightmares about the time I gave my Eskimo friend a house warming gift...
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Eskimos One Liners
Which eskimos one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eskimos? I can suggest the ones about polar and heater.
- What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down? Igloos it back together.
- Did you hear about the eskimo couple? One cold night, she broke it off!
- I once took a ski away from an Eskimo... Then he dressed in black and got real depressed
- Do you know the leading cause of homelessness among Eskimos? Housewarming parties..
- What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say? Icy dead people!
- What did the Eskimo say to his wife when he caught her cheating on him? Inuit
- How do eskimos always know where to find the best Seals? They use their inuition
- What do a tupperware collector and an eskimo have in common? They both like a tight seal
- Tried to eskimo kiss my girl last night... but she wasn't inuit.
- I thought I was going to sleep with an Eskimo-girl But, she wasn't Inuit.
- What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone? It was counter-inuitive.
- What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing? They got new fur coats.
- Eskimo lottery You've got to be Inuit to win it
- Which ethnic group do you never see holding a housewarming party? Eskimos.
- What do young Eskimos ride to school? Ice-cycles.
Uproarious Eskimos Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about eskimos you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cold jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eskimos pranks.
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h**... dies and God calls him
After h**... dies, God calls him in His office. When he gets there, God asks "if I gave you the possibility to live another life, what would you do?"
h**... answers "I'd kill all the Jews and twelve Eskimos".
God promptly asks "Why the Eskimos?".
"See, not even you care about Jews!"
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An Eskimos car breaks down and a man from New Zealand pulls over to help him out. He has a look under the bonnet and says looks like you've blown a seal the Eskimo replies
So what you f**k sheep
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The Elusive Midget Nun
Two Eskimos, a big one and a little one, walk up to the convent door. The big one nudges the little one and says, Go ahead, knock on the door, knock on the door.
The Mother Superior answers the door. Again, the big Eskimo nudges the little one and says, Go ahead, ask her the question, ask her the question.
The little Eskimo timidly says, May we speak with the midget nun that lives here please?
The Mother Superior answers, There are no midget nuns living here.
The big Eskimo starts nudging the little one again and says, Go ahead, ask her the other question, ask her the other question.
The little Eskimo asks in a quavering voice, Well, are there any midget nuns in Alaska?
The Mother Superior responds uncertainly, I know most of the nuns in Alaska and I don't believe so.
With this the big Eskimo falls down and rolls on the ground, clutching his belly as he laughs uncontrollably. See, he says to the little Eskimo, I told you that you s**... a penguin!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids
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What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?
They both like tight seals!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha, get it? Aaahahahhahaha. THEY BOTH LIKE TIGHT SEALS!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahhhaaaahad. I need to stop drinking.
Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?
because they ran out of Natural Light
Why do eskimos live in igloos?
To iceolate themselves.
Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it's too cold outtide
Have you heard that Eskimos eat whale meat and
blubber?
Well, you'd blubber too if you had to eat whale meat.
Where do comedian Eskimos live?
A Giggloo.
I tried reading a book on eskimos
I just couldn't get Inuit
What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?
Polaroids!
I'm so bored...
Where do lesbian eskimos go for drinks?
They go to a Klondike Bar.
Two Eskimos Sitting In a Kayak
...were cold. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank. Proving once and for all that: you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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Did you hear about the new s**... Club made for Eskimos?
They call it a Brrrlesque.
In my day IGloo was a home for eskimos
Not pictures of models on the toilet.
Where do Eskimos get their hair cut?
At the brrr-brrr shop
Where do Eskimos raise their pigs?
Pigloos.
CHILLING WITH ESKIMOS
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?
A. Polaroids.
Winter FACT: Eskimos have more than 50 words for snow!..
...These include... snope, snegative, snevergonnahappen and, of course, snotonyournelly!
Did you know that the eskimos has 32 different words for snow? And the bedouins has 47 different words for sands?
And the french has 54 different words for "I surrender"?
How do Eskimos catch polar bears?
They saw a hole in the ice and sprinkle peas around the hole.
When the polar bear comes to take a pea, they kick him in the ice hole.
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What do you call lesbiam eskimos?
Klondikes
why couldn't the eskimos get off?
because they just weren't inuit.
What do Eskimos call Ice Cube?
Brick
Where does Eskimo-Senpai live?
In the tsundra.
