Eskimo Jokes
98 eskimo jokes and hilarious eskimo puns to laugh out loud. Read ethnic jokes about eskimo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out this collection of hilarious eskimo jokes! From funny eskimo brothers to bonnets in the Alaskan tundra, these lighthearted jokes will have you entertained for hours! Whether you're from the Arctic or simply enjoy a good pun, you can't pass up these eskimo gags.
Funniest Eskimo Short Jokes
Short eskimo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eskimo humour may include short bonnet jokes also.
- Two Eskimos sitting in a Kayak were getting cold, so they decided to light a fire, unfortunately it sunk the boat. Proving once and for all that you can't have your Kayak and heat it
- Donald Trump is such a good salesman he could sell ice to the Eskimos. Which will come in handy considering his policies on global warming.
- What do you call an Eskimo optometrist? ...An optical Aleutian.
I actually made this one up.
But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised. - An Eskimo buys a fridge An Eskimo buys a fridge. His fellow Eskimo wonders: "What for?". The happy fridge owner answers: "To warm myself up. -50 degrees outside. -5 inside the fridge".
- Eskimo 1: "Where were you the whole morning?" Eskimo 2: "Ice fishing." "What did you get?" "Ice."
- What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? Eskimo pi.
- punny guy If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo is it counterinuitive?
- How do eskimos get into their igloos? They just walk right inuit.
- I tried being an Eskimo but it didn't work out I just wasn't Inuit
- I still have nightmares.... I still have nightmares about the time I gave my Eskimo friend a house warming gift...
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Eskimo One Liners
Which eskimo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eskimo? I can suggest the ones about arctic and walrus.
- What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down? Igloos it back together.
- Did you hear about the eskimo couple? One cold night, she broke it off!
- I once took a ski away from an Eskimo... Then he dressed in black and got real depressed
- Do you know the leading cause of homelessness among Eskimos? Housewarming parties..
- What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say? Icy dead people!
- What did the Eskimo say to his wife when he caught her cheating on him? Inuit
- How do eskimos always know where to find the best Seals? They use their inuition
- What do a tupperware collector and an eskimo have in common? They both like a tight seal
- Tried to eskimo kiss my girl last night... but she wasn't inuit.
- I thought I was going to sleep with an Eskimo-girl But, she wasn't Inuit.
- What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone? It was counter-inuitive.
- What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing? They got new fur coats.
- Eskimo lottery You've got to be Inuit to win it
- Which ethnic group do you never see holding a housewarming party? Eskimos.
- What do young Eskimos ride to school? Ice-cycles.
Eskimo Brother Jokes
Here is a list of funny eskimo brother jokes and even better eskimo brother puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- 'Hey, you wanna be Eskimo Brothers?' ''Na, I'm really not Inuit.'
- I visited an ancestry website and was shocked to learn I'm related to my girlfriend's ex-husband. It said we are Eskimo brothers.
- What's the female equivalent of an Eskimo Brother? A transistor sister
Hilarious Eskimo Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about eskimo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean frost jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eskimo pranks.
What did the Hawaiian dope dealer say to the Eskimo tourist?
Danks for da kine cold stranger!
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What is the difference between an Eskimo and a e**...?
One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel
(found this in Horace's Satires)
Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?
because they ran out of Natural Light
What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?
Itookalook
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The Elusive Midget Nun
Two Eskimos, a big one and a little one, walk up to the convent door. The big one nudges the little one and says, Go ahead, knock on the door, knock on the door.
The Mother Superior answers the door. Again, the big Eskimo nudges the little one and says, Go ahead, ask her the question, ask her the question.
The little Eskimo timidly says, May we speak with the midget nun that lives here please?
The Mother Superior answers, There are no midget nuns living here.
The big Eskimo starts nudging the little one again and says, Go ahead, ask her the other question, ask her the other question.
The little Eskimo asks in a quavering voice, Well, are there any midget nuns in Alaska?
The Mother Superior responds uncertainly, I know most of the nuns in Alaska and I don't believe so.
With this the big Eskimo falls down and rolls on the ground, clutching his belly as he laughs uncontrollably. See, he says to the little Eskimo, I told you that you s**... a penguin!
Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it's too cold outtide
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I was worried my girlfriend would be grossed out by my Eskimo f**....
But it turns out she's Inuit.
Where do Eskimos get their hair cut?
At the brrr-brrr shop
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What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?
They both like tight seals!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha, get it? Aaahahahhahaha. THEY BOTH LIKE TIGHT SEALS!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahhhaaaahad. I need to stop drinking.
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what did the Eskimo girl say after she lost her virginity....
iditarod
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What did the Eskimo say to his wife when she suggested a t**...?
"I'm Inuit."
Credit goes to R. Ebeltoft.
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What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?
Tukaluk
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You hear the one about the s**... adventurous Eskimo?
You name it, he was Inuit!
What would you call a double entendre told by an Eskimo?
An Inuit-endo.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids
Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
n Eskimo was out for a drive
An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and is forced to call a mechanic. Finally the mechanic arrives and he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he locates the problem. He looks up at the Eskimo and says, "You've blown a seal, mate" to which the Eskimo hastily replies, "No I haven't! That's just frost on my moustache."
What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?
Polaroids!
I'm so bored...
What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?
The Igloominati.
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What's the worst part about getting r**... by an eskimo?
Being forced Inuit.
I went on a date with a woman from Alaska...
Things were going pretty well, and we sincerely enjoyed each others company. Then at the end of the night, I tried to give her an Eskimo kiss, but I guess she wasn't really Inuit.
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If I want to bang an Eskimo...
Alaska
i was turned down by an eskimo girl
she wasn't Inuit and had a hundred words for no
Pregnant Eskimo
What did the eskimo say when her water broke?
Oh no, my ice cracked!
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What do you call an eskimo with no friends?
An iglooser
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So I paid good money for an Eskimo e**..., but I think I got ripped off...
I could tell she wasn't Inuit.
My dad keeps trying to teach us...
My dad keeps trying to teach us about our partially Eskimo heritage, but I don't care.
I'm just not Inuit.
Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?
Because he was cold and calculating.
An Eskimo brings his SUV into the shop for repairs.
Mechanic says, "Let me take a look. I'll be with you in a few min." The Eskimo notices they have an ice cream parlor next door, so he heads over while he waits. When he returns to the auto shop, the mechanic stops him and says, "Well... You need a fan belt and it looks like you blew a seal." The Eskimo replies, "Nope. It's just ice cream."
An Eskimo took his snowmobile to the mechanic
The mechanic tells the Eskimo that diagnostics will take a couple of hours. The Eskimo walks around town while he waits.
When the Eskimo gets back to the shop, the mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal".
The Eskimo says "No, I was eating ice cream"
An eskimo wrecks her snowmobile
The eskimo takes her snowmobile in to be fixed. The mechanic checks it out and says "Looks like you blew a seal"
The eskimo replies "No, that's just frost on my scarf."
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How does an eskimo have s**...?
He goes inuit, outuit, inuit, outuit.
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Tried to persuade my Eskimo girlfriend into some new s**... stuff but she was reluctant
I played it off like, "Yeah, I was just trying to see if you were Inuit."
Two Eskimos Sitting In a Kayak
...were cold. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank. Proving once and for all that: you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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What do you call a s**... curious Eskimo?
Bi-polar
What did the eskimo say when he found out that his pet seal had been stealing from his fish reserve?
"Inuit!"
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I tried to s**... my Eskimo friend
She wasn't very Inuit.
What is something that a Eskimo and a plumber can both come together on?
A nice tight seal
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How do you make a Eskimo lose his cool?
GLOBAL WARMING.
Where do Eskimos raise their pigs?
Pigloos.
What's the difference between Obama, Trump, and a claustrophobic Eskimo?
Only the Eskimo doesn't want to get Snowden.
Why didn't the Eskimo rub noses with his non-Eskimo girlfriend?
She just wasn't Inuit.
Why was the Eskimo always 15 minutes early to work?
he was walking on thin ice
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What do you call an Eskimo dwarf with a r**... e**...?
A frigid midget with a rigid digit
So I met this Eskimo at the bus stop...
He was an ice guy.
Why do eskimos live in igloos?
To iceolate themselves.
Whale meat again joke
Eskimo restaurant
I went to an Eskimo restaurant and asked the waiter about the specials.
He said: 'We've got whale meat, or whale meat, or whale meat... Or we've got the Vera Lynn.'
I said 'What's the Vera Lynn?'
He said 'Whale meat again.....'
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What do you call a group of Eskimo extremists?
ICE-IS
An Eskimo planned on catching a Polar Bear...
So the Eskimo carved a hole in the ice, then planted one pea next to it.
When the Polar Bear took a pea, the Eskimo kicked him in the ice hole.
What holds Eskimo houses together?
Iglue
When I was a young man, I almost hooked up with an Eskimo girl once...
Turns out, she wasn't really Inuit
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What do you call an Eskimo p**...?
What problem does the Eskimo photographer struggle with because he has a terrible habit of sitting all day on a slab of ice, waiting for his film to develop?
Polaroids
I tried to tell this joke to an Eskimo but..
Inuit
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I'm not sure my wife understands role-play.
I asked her to be my s**... little Eskimo but she said she isn't Inuit.
Eskimo
We threw a surprise house-warming party for our Eskimo mate.
He's now homeless
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I tried to have a t**... with two Eskimo girls
But they just weren't Inuit.
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An Eskimos car breaks down and a man from New Zealand pulls over to help him out. He has a look under the bonnet and says looks like you've blown a seal the Eskimo replies
So what you f**k sheep
A man was lost in the desert...
He hadn't eaten or drank for 3 days and was close to giving up.
He sees what looks like an Eskimo coming towards him. He rubs his eyes, sure that he's hallucinating but as they get closer, it still looks like an Eskimo!
The man asks the Eskimo 'can you help me, I'm lost?'
The Eskimo replies 'you think you're fecking lost??'
