Ese Jokes
8 ese jokes and hilarious ese puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ese that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Ese Jokes With Friends
Heartwarming Ese Jokes that Make You Laugh
What is a good ese joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two Mexicans were walking through the desert...
After days without food or water, one of them spot a tree on the horizon.
"Look ese" one of them says. "Is a bacon tree!"
The other Mexican becomes excited, and starts running towards the tree. When he is only a few yards away, a hail of bullets hit him, and he falls to the ground. With his last breath he shouts to his friend.
"Run ese, is no bacon tree. Is a ham-bush"
A joke i heard recently and i have to share it
What do you call a small hispanic man?
Paragraph because he is too small to be an ese
What do you call a short Mexican?
A paragraph, cuz he's not quite an ese
The son of a mexican father comes home from school
The father asks
"How was school boy?" to which the son replies
"Bad, I got detention today" the father was shocked
"For what?" he asked
"Well the teacher told me turn in my ese, but I ani't no snitch"
What standardized test do mexicans take?
The ESE T !!
¿Has oído hablar de ese país con la guerra civil?
No te rías. ¡Es sería!
A Mexican comedian walks into a chicken farm
and starts breaking all the eggs.
The chicken farmer gets really mad and yells at him, "What are you doing?"
The comedian goes, "Well ese, I am in a bit of a rut and I am just looking for some good yolks"
Why did the 6 year old Mexican get a C on his paper?
He could only turned in the rough draft, since he wasn't a full ese yet.
Share These Ese Jokes With Friends