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Funniest Escort Short Jokes

Short escort jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The escort humour may include short passport jokes also.

  1. I lost a game and threw the mouse at the wall. I was then promptly escorted out of the pet store.
  2. When you call your teacher mom, it's an embarrassing mistake. When you call one daddy, the man is escorted from the building, and you are now the victim of a crime.
  3. Henry Ford owned a brothel He packed the brothel with the most beautiful women in Detroit. Any man could come in and take one out on a date. They were known as the Ford Escorts.
  4. A serial killer was celebrating his cake day when he was nabbed by the police. As he was escorted, he heard a voice shouted, I've told you karma will come to bite you!
  5. Father: "Son, you shall follow in my footsteps of escorting climbers up Mt Everest." Son: "Sher pa."
  6. A blonde walks into the White House in 2021 White House security escorts the blonde out and says:
    Go home! You don't live here anymore, Donald
  7. When Piaget studies children he becomes a well known name. When I study children I get escorted out of my local park.
  8. The Bible says I'll pay for my sins.
    I already do, Escorts, drugs and alcohol don't come free.
  9. Why were the absurdly dressed chickens escorted from the basketball game? Because two flagrant fouls is an automatic ejection.
  10. Why did the two men from Moscow get escorted out from the concert? Because they wouldn't stop Russian the stage...

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Escort One Liners

Which escort one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with escort? I can suggest the ones about usher and advisor.

  1. What kind of escorts does a snowman hire? Frostitutes
  2. A mans walks into a bra... And is escorted from the changing rooms.
  3. I was surrounded by women last night. Until I was escorted out of the restroom.
  4. What do you call a s**... ups driver? A mail e**...
  5. I got a job with the Postal Service So I could tell people I'm a mail e**....
  6. I was at a gas station and I accidentally filled up my e**... with diesel. She died.
  7. My friend filled his e**... with diesel... She died.
  8. What do you call a norwegian p**...? A fjord e**....
  9. My first e**...... was a Ford
  10. what do you call a Norwegian call girl? A fjord e**...!
  11. put diesel in my e**... this morning she died
  12. I accidently filled the e**... with diesel yesterday. She died
  13. What's the best car to tell a p**... you own? A Ford e**...
  14. I just got a job with the postal service So I can call myself a mail e**...
  15. I accidentally filled the e**... with diesel. She died.

Escort joke, I accidentally filled the e**... with diesel.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about escort can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of escort puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Uproarious Escort Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about escort you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean host jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make escort prank.

As I was paying for a 15 year old e**... I thought...

...I'm getting a really good deal on this car.

Some monks were trying to sell flowers...

...at the p**... mansion. These monks had always been successful at selling flowers. However, Hugh Heffner was especially annoyed this day by their persistence and had security e**... them from the premises.
Turns out, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why is it better to hire fifty $20 h**... rather than a single $1000 e**...?

More poorgasms

Kids at the Wedding

At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young e**... to come down the aisle.
The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."

People don't usually compliment me on my driving...

But today I saw a note on my car that said "PARKING FINE". That was nice of them.
...
I'll e**... myself out.

What do you get when you combine a goat egg and a goat s**...?

A Zy-Goat
I'll e**... myself out.

Did you hear the news about the CEO of Ford?

He was seen with an e**......

I met a local girl when I was in Shanghai, I asked her if she could e**... me

for a city tour and asked for her mobile number, so I could call her.
She got excited and said: "s**... s**... s**..., wan free s**... for tonight"
Wow, I'm guessing this is how Chinese women express their hospitality!
But then, My friend interpreted for me & told me what she really said : 666136429.

What do French people call a bad Thursday?

A trajeudi. I'll e**... myself out now.....

I got an e**... for my grandpa's 100th birthday.

She said that she would give him super s**.... He said "I'll take the soup."

What do you call it when an e**... farts?

A prosti-toot

So I paid good money for an Eskimo e**..., but I think I got ripped off...

I could tell she wasn't Inuit.

A bodybuilder was killed when a fire broke out in my gym.

Staff tried to e**... him out, but he wanted to feel the burn.

Anyone know of an e**... service that offers an affordable bj?

My hatchback has been harder to stop lately.

I went to see an e**... last night...

She advertised "a real girlfriend experience."
When I got there, she opened the door and said, "You're late. I bet you've been drinking at bar again."
We didn't speak for the rest of the night and I ended up sleeping on the sofa.

My boyfriend looked so excited when I told him I was going to get him an e**... for his birthday!

I couldn't understand why he looked so disappointed when I handed him the keys to his new Ford

Why won't prostitutes sleep with Harrison Ford?

Because they don't want to be known as a Ford e**....

I was driving and I decided to fill up the e**... with diesel.

She died.

A c**... walks into a brothel

He asks the Maître D for a job application. She asks him, "What is your name, and what makes you think you're qualified to be a male e**...?"
The man responds, "I'm Hung, and I'm hung."

What's the difference between a h**... and an e**...?

About $500 and a slight element of doubt to the outcome of the evening.

I rang a local e**... agency and asked for a BJ....

She put me through to their head office

One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to e**... new recruits to the mess hall.

After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them
"There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up!
Eat up!
Get up!"
Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?"
Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, "Shut up, Drill Sergeant!"

I plan to start a male e**... service.

I'm going to call it Peter Sellers.

Dad bought me an e**... for my 18th birthday!

I was a little disappointed when she turned out to be old, smelled terrible and was filfthy. She definitely had a ton of experience but she was very rusty.
I asked Dad to get his money back, I don't like Fords.

I needed a woman e**... to attend an event but I couldnt find one

So I had my buddy dress up as Iron Man, that way he was Fe male.

Don't you love sitting on the sofa late at night with a glass of wine in your hand?

Until the police come along and e**... you out of IKEA.

I used to have the best pick up line. I'd get an e**... right to their bedroom most of the time. And after spending a few hours in their bedroom with them, they would even pay me for doing such an amazing job.

I miss telling people "I can fix your computer."

What do you call an e**... with a day planner?

Whorganized?

Wow a lot of police in my neighbourhood tonight...

Apparently, the barber got arrested. He was dealing in drugs and running an e**... service. Crazy how you think that you know someone, have been customer for years! Never knew he was a barber too...

A hairdresser got arrested for dealing drugs and running an e**... service.

Unbelievable. Been a customer for years and I never knew he was a hairdresser!

I'm a 25 year old v**... and I'm hoping that this is the year I get laid. My dad said he'd buy me an e**......

It's nice of him, but to be honest I don't see how a c**... old Ford is gonna help.

A barber got arrested in my town

He sold drugs and ran an e**... service. Just shows how little you know of the people around you. I never knew he was an barber.

What does a ladyboy e**... and an ATM have in common?

You need money for the trans-action

Filled the e**... with diesel,

she died.

I accidentally put diesel in my e**......

She died.

Three men are talking about cars.

The first man says, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn.
The second man says, Well, I'm a p**..., so I drive a cheap e**....
The third man says, I have the both of you beat. I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown probe.

The cops caught me with an e**... last night.

I told them it's ok, she's a sensual worker.

I just got escorted out of the crafts shop for dipping my b**... in the glitter...

Pretty nuts!

I went to a car dealership with my wife

We were intending to swap our old Ford to a newer one. The salesman sees us climb out of our car, comes up and says: "Is that an e**...?"
Me: "No this is my wife"

Three guys are talking, the first guy says "I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn."

And the second guy says, "Well, I am a p**..., so I drive a cheap e**...." And the third guy says, "I got you both beat. I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe."

I accidentally filled the e**... up with diesel

She died.
Posting my favourite Gary Delaney joke on my cake day.

Three men are standing at the train station.

They are talking to each other and they don't even notice that the train already came and is now already moving. They all run towards the door, and two of them manage to jump on the train, but the third one stays on the platform. An observer comes to the man and says: wow, your friends are fast! The man responds: Yeah, but they were here just to e**... me to the train!

Four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are.

The first says, "My son is so successful, he's VP of his company and just gave his best friend a car. "
The second says, " That's nothing, my son is CEO of his company and just gave his best friend a house."
The third says, "Well, my son owns 3 highly profitable companies and just gave his best friend a jet."
They look expectantly at the last guy who says, "My son is a gay e**... who gets showered with love and admiration. He just got a car, a house, and a jet from three of his clients."

Choices

A man in a nursing facility turned 80. At his party, a large cake was wheeled in, and an e**... popped out of the cake and said, "Hey birthday boy, would you like to have some super s**...?" And the old man replied, "I guess it depends on what kind of soup."

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today.

She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't going to work out.

I'll e**... myself out.

In 1974, volkswagen introduced the Golf to Europe as a small car with a trunk large enough to stuff your golf clubs…

American companies would follow the success of this model, with Ford soon releasing the e**... in 1980.
*still working on this one

I asked my father for a 30-year-old e**... for my birthday...

He brought home a 30-year-old Ford e**... instead.

So I got a new job as a postman.

Bad thing is I'm quite embarrassed by it so I told all my friends I'm a mail e**....

I accidentally put diesel in the e**....

She's dead now.

Escort joke, I accidentally put diesel in the e**....

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