Escargot Jokes
28 escargot jokes and hilarious escargot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about escargot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Escargot Short Jokes
Short escargot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The escargot humour may include short shrimp jokes also.
- I went to a fancy restaurant last night and a man was complaining about his escargot. The waiter just shrugged it off. "I'm sorry sir," the waiter told him. "All snails are final."
- If we ever start betting on alphabet cars I will always be betting on the "S" car Because escargot
- A man is on a cargo boat A man is on a cargo boat. He says to his Spanish wife "is that a snail?" but she says "no, escargot."
- Ate a fancy French restaurant but the service was terrible. The escargot came at a snail's pace.
- What does a Frenchman say who lost his dinner whilst trying to find some more? Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where did you come from escargot? - What did the snake say when it used a snail as a car? Ssssss car go!
Like escargot! Anybody?? - I just visited a Parisian restaurant for some escargot I came out with a gut full of slugs.
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Escargot One Liners
Which escargot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with escargot? I can suggest the ones about shellfish and gourd.
- Why did the Frenchman put snails in his gas tank? To make escargot.
- Why did the french chef go to the police? Escargot stolen.
- If Popeye liked escargot instead of spinach Would he be known as Popeye the Snailorman?
- Why are snails allowed on ships? Escargot.
- How do snails travel from France to the US? On escargot ships.
- If you have snails in your pockets... You just might be wearing escargot pants.
- How do snails fly? In.. escargot planes.
- A French man was transporting very rail snails... You could say it was precious escargot.
- What do you call a religion that worships snails? An escargot cult.
- I saw a snail driving in a car with a big s on it. It was amazing to see that escargot
Charming Humor Escargot Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about escargot you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lobster jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make escargot pranks.
A couple was having a party at their house.
An hour before the party the woman found out that she still needed escargots. So she sent her husband out to get it. He was walking to the supermarket and he figured he had lots of time. So he stopped at the bar on the way. An hour and a half later he looked at his watch and realized that the party had already started. He quickly ran to the market, bought the snails and ran home. He tried to sneak into the kitchen without his wife seeing him. But at that moment his wife came out. He quickly threw the snails on the floor and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there."
The Snail Salesman
The traveling snail salesman delivered snails to restaurants in his station wagon. After travelling and working for half the day, he stopped at a gas station for a cup of coffee. When he came out he found his car was no longer there. The snail salesman cried out "Where did my escargot cargo car go?!"
I took my pet snail to get his car painted..
We drive over to the painters garage and he asks:
hey, what color would you like you car ?
Snail says back to him:
I would a black car with a green S on top
Painter exclaims:
Oh that's cool, S for snail
Snail lashes back:
No, not S for snail, that way when people see me drive by they say hey look at that escargot !
A Spanish man is driving a tractor trailer across France and into Italy.
A Spanish man is driving a tractor trailer across France and into Italy. At the border he gets stopped by the French police and questioned about the contents of his truck. "Caracoles" he says. Not understanding, the police open it up and say "Oh, escargots." The Spanish man replies, "Sì, es cargo."
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St. p**...'s day.
p**...'s wife had watched a cooking show on the telly and was dying to try out the recipe, so she sent him out to Sean's market to buy escargot and told him not to stop by the pub on the way home.
Well, p**... being p**..., he decided to pop in for a pint anyways. A quick pint became several. He staggered toward the house, knowing he would surely get an earful. As he opened the gate the porch light came on and he heard the door begin to open. Thinking fast, he emptied the bag of escargot on the ground and said in a loud voice "Come on now wee lads! We're almost there."
