Escargot Day Jokes
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Escargot Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good escargot day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The Snail Salesman
The traveling snail salesman delivered snails to restaurants in his station wagon. After travelling and working for half the day, he stopped at a gas station for a cup of coffee. When he came out he found his car was no longer there. The snail salesman cried out "Where did my escargot cargo car go?!"
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St. p**...'s day.
p**...'s wife had watched a cooking show on the telly and was dying to try out the recipe, so she sent him out to Sean's market to buy escargot and told him not to stop by the pub on the way home.
Well, p**... being p**..., he decided to pop in for a pint anyways. A quick pint became several. He staggered toward the house, knowing he would surely get an earful. As he opened the gate the porch light came on and he heard the door begin to open. Thinking fast, he emptied the bag of escargot on the ground and said in a loud voice "Come on now wee lads! We're almost there."
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