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Escapea Jokes

4 escapea jokes and hilarious escapea puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about escapea that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Escapea Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good escapea joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A legume broke out of prison today

Police are looking for the escapea.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

What do you call a pea that falls off your plate?

An Esca-pea!

Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!


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