Escape Room Jokes
25 escape room jokes and hilarious escape room puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about escape room that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Escape Room Short Jokes
Short escape room jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The escape room humour may include short prison escape jokes also.
- My friends and I went to an escape room last weekend... ....we did end up winning!.....but they're still trying to patch up the wall.
- Told my wife that I am taking her to "The Amazing Escape Room" for Valentines day.... ...I hope she likes The Best Western!
- You're stuck in a room with no doors, no windows, and only three matches. How do you escape? Strike one, strike two, strike three, and you're out.
- What's the point of spending $90 to be stuck in an escape room when I can go to IKEA for free And spend $180 on furniture I didn't need
- Yo mama so fat... She tried one of those escape rooms, but couldn't figure out how to get in.
- A new DC storyline involves the Dark Knight being kidnapped by a cricket team... After being told he escaped the locked room, the Boss screamed "Howzat happen?"
- How do you escape an empty room with only a mirror and a dresser? Look in the mirror. See what you saw. Take the saw ands cut the dresser in half. Two halves makes a whole. Climb through the hole.
- How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies?
He ate his way out.
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Escape Room One Liners
Which escape room one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with escape room? I can suggest the ones about great escape and comfort room.
- I went to one of those escape rooms and got out in only 3 hours It's called Ikea
- I went to the worst escape room ever. Its called IKEA.
Escape Room Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about escape room you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean escape from prison jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make escape room pranks.
A nurse in a mental hospital receives a call
A man says: "Miss, could you check if the patient in room 14 is still there?"
Nurse: "A moment please"
After a while,
Nurse: "No!! He's gone!!"
The man: "Good, looks like I really escaped this time...."
I escaped!
A man phones up a mental institution and asks the woman behind the desk to speak to the man in room twenty-seven.
When she tells him that the man isn't there he shouts excitedly *"Good! That means I escaped!"*
3 people try to escape a mental institution
They decide to kill the three guards and leave. One guard is in the room with them, another in the hallway, and another guarding the gate. They kill the one in the room, kill the one in the hallway, and then make their way down to the main gate. When they arrive at the main gate, they find out the guard has the day off. They walk back in, saying "our plan failed."
A hospital director catches up with a patient running bare foot from the building
Why did escape from the operating room? said the director
Because the nurse was saying: " it's ok be brave, it's just appendicitis it's a simple operation..."
So what? she was just trying to reassure you...
She was talking to the surgeon!
A father went to take his daughter from school.
While waiting, he heard her talking with a classmate of hers "I worry so much-..! My dad works 16 hours a day so he can build a dream house for when I grow up. My mom spends her days cooking for me, making deserts and tiding my room so I can have fun. I worry. I’m so worried!"
"With that kind of parents you have nothing to worry about," her friend told her.
"Yeah, but what if... What if they... What if they... ESCAPE?"
A man traps a chickenb in a room, but it gets out from the back side.
He then traps it in a cage, but it breaks it and escapes from the back side. The man then kills the chicken, cuts it, cooks it and eats it. The chicken gets out from the back side, again.
Can you escape death
emmy is in his room when death came to him and said
DEATH: you are next on my list (showed Emmy the list)
EMMY: please can you jump to the next person on the list
DEATH: no it's not done that way
EMMY: okay wait, before I die can I serve you with the remaining food in my kitchen
DEATH: ok no problem I eat anything
Death slept off after eating the food and Emmy clean his name from the top of the list and write it at the bottom of the list,, later Death woke up and said
DEATH : because you have treated me so well I will start from the bottom of the list.
A woman entered her daughter's room and found a letter
Dear mom
I hate to tell you this, but I escaped with my new boyfriend. He's sweet guy although people judge him because the rings on his ears and nose, and his many tattoos and his big bike.
I'm also pregnant. He tells me that we'll live happy in the forest and have many kids.
He also tells me that w**... is fine, and we'll grow it for our friends who will give us c**....
Don't worry, mom. We pray to god that scientist will find a cure for aids, because my darling deserves it.
I'm 15 now, mom, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'll visit you and introduce you to your grandchildren.
Love you. Daughter .
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P.S.
Mom, I'm joking. I'm at our neighbor's house. By the way, the test grades report is on my table .
4 MBA students went out on a night before their exam and were boozing hard.
They did not study for the test and thought of a plan to escape. So they went to their dean looking weary and worn out, their dresses covered in grease and dirt.
They told their dean that they had all gone to a wedding the previous day and while coming back their car tire had blown up. So they had to push the car all way back to the hostel as there was no help available on the way. So they said that they were not in a position to write the test that day and asked him to conduct a retest later.
The dean being a kind man he was asked them to come to a retest 3 days later.
The boys were very happy and went to prepare in full swing.
After 3 days the dean asked them to come for the test.
The dean said that the test had 2 questions for 100 marks.
He said that they had to write the test in separate rooms.
As the boys had prepared well they agreed. The test went as follows.
TEST
Q.1 Write your name
Q.2 Which tire burst?
A convict imprisoned for 1st degree m**... escaped from prison.
On the run, he broke into a young couple's house and tied each of them up on opposite sides of the room. He went over to the wife and bent over beside her, appearing to be kissing her neck. He suddenly got up and left the room. Quickly, the husband rushed to his wife and whispered, "This guy probably hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing your neck and he probably wants to have s**... with you. Just cooperate with him and pretend to enjoy it because our lives depend on it. Be strong and I love you."
His wife whispers back, "You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck...he was whispering in my ear. He thinks that you're really cute and asked if there was any l**... in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you too."
Topical Jokes (5/22)
Hope everyone had a wonderful Wednesday but we can never escape the jokes!
First up, the FCC announced today that they would start to allow more s**... during peak kids' TV hours. So look out for PBS's new show starring Big Bird's cousin, Kandi Kanary, in "Sesame Red Light District".
Weird entertainment news, Paris Hilton has signed onto Cash Money Records. It's there she plans to rap under the emcee name, Li'l Self Respect.
More celebrities. Justin Bieber is now threatening to sue fans if they try to break into his home. Bieber also says he has a whole team of lawyers set up if any females try to break into his room despite the "no gurls allowed" sign.
Good news on the Catholic front, Pope Francis proclaimed that every single human has been redeemed. The Pope said, "God even forgave me for that time I got wasted and peed in the baptismal font so, seriously, stop bringing that up."
And more hopeful news, Vice President Biden told crowds today that the US is not in decline - which is expected for someone who hinges the US's status based on how many Slurpee flavors are available at 7-Eleven.
Just a quick set tonight but thanks for reading!
Breaking out of prison
One night a fugitive breaks out of a local prison. After his escape he decides to break into a house and rummage for supplies. A couple sleeping in their room panics and the man then breaks into the room. He ties the husband to the bed and the wife to a chair. He goes up to the wife and whispers something in her ear. Then he darts off to some other part of the house.
The husband says "Honey, we need to get out of here, he's going to r**... you!"
she replys "Oh dont worry, he whispered in my ear that he's gay, finds you very attractive and hes going into the bathroom to get some vasoline."
A doctor walks into a room full of patients at a mental institution, takes out a pen, and draws a door on the wall. He then tells all the patients that whoever wants to escape, should use that door. Immediately they all rush towards it, but of course cannot go through. However, one patient sits still in the back with a smile on his face. He has not moved at all. The doctor thinks he must be cured. He then asks the patient why he did not rush to the door, and the patient whispers, "They don't know that I'm the one who has the key."