The Best 46 Errors Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Errors jokes. There are some errors compile jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these errors exceptions puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Errors Jokes and Puns

For a good programmer, women are like syntax errors...

He doesn't get any.

Spelling Errors?

I don't do that typo thing.

G.W.Bush - Dyslexic?

After many speech errors, mispronunciations, apparent Freudian slips, rumors began to swirl that President Bush may be dyslexic. At a press conference the following month, one journalist found the courage to ask "Mr. President, is there any truth the the current rumor that you are, in fact, dyslexic?" To which he emphatically replied, "ON!"

Errors joke, G.W.Bush - Dyslexic?

Someday I want to write a book titled "The most erogenous spelling errors".

*erroneous

A computer programmer was sitting at home with his wife.

He takes a cigarette out of his pocket, lights it, and takes a puff.
His wife looks at him angrily and says,
"You really need to stop doing that. Can't you see the warning on the box? It says 'hazardous to health!'"
The programmer takes another puff of his cigarette and says,
"I'm a computer programmer. I don't care about warnings. I only care about errors."


Spelling errors in quotations make me sic.

A programming joke

There are three hard problems in computer concurrency. science. Cache invalidation, naming things, off-by-one errors, and

Errors joke, A programming joke

When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them.

You can say I'm passive, aggressive.

I was fired from my job in the pasta factory.

I made a fusilli errors.

The two hardest things in programming?

Naming things, caching things and off-by-one errors!

There are 10 types of people... too highbrow?

There are 10 types of people... those who know binary, those who don't and those who understand off-by-one errors.

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A new study has found that Donald Trump supporters make the most grammatical errors.

They tried to find Hillary supporters errors as well, but they got deleted.

My sex life is a matter of trial and error

In fact, next week I have a trial for one of my errors.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

She caused frequent blue-screens and IRQ time-out errors.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Errors joke, What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science

0: Naming things
1: Cache invalidation
2: Off by one errors

Why don't programmers go on panty raids?

Because they get undie find errors.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!


My essay on sick, long necked mammals had lots of errors in it.

My teacher said it was a rough giraffe.

The faster a scientist types, the more errors he makes.

That's his *typo*thesis, anyway.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

What does an editor do in Eastern Europe?

They Czech for errors.

A man stands, chain smoking at a bus stop...

A man stands, chain smoking at a bus stop.

The woman standing next to him says "Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"

"That's OK..." says the guy, puffing casually, "I'm a programmer"

"So? What's that got to do with anything?"

"Errors are serious, warnings are nothing...".

Why don't programmers buy wine from 24 hour liquor stores?

They make too many sin tax errors

Why do underground hackers report their income to the IRS?

They know how the system will react to sin tax errors

Why did the programmer get kicked out of his high school track team?

He kept getting errors at runtime

The two most difficult things in programming...

The two most difficult things in programming are memory management, naming things, and off by one errors.

A new monk shows up at a monastery where the monks spend their time making copies of ancient books.

The new monk goes to the basement of the monastery saying he wants to make copies of the originals rather than of others' copies so as to avoid duplicating errors they might have made. Several hours later the monks, wondering where their new friend is, find him crying in the basement. They ask him what is wrong and he says "the word is CELEBRATE, not CELIBATE!"

I hate spelling errors.

You mix up two letters accidentally and your whole joke is urined.

Men should thank God for His grammatical errors when creating us

He forgot a period.

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If your program is running with errors...

You should probably try and catch it

When I turned 40 years old I started delivering babies but kept making errors

I was having a midwife crisis

Errors are red,My screen is blue

Someone help me,I deleted Sys32

Bored with the carefree life, Timon and Pumbaa decide to become software engineers

Their first day in the office, Timon spends three hours straight working on a huge piece of code, but it keeps returning errors.

Finally, Pumbaa says: "Hey Timon, why don't you take a break? I'll fix you some bugs."

I'd tell you a joke.about the fear of navigational errors

But I'm afraid it'd be lost on you.

If you're genetically predisposed to spelling and grammar errors, does that mean you're…

…typo positive?

An English teacher asks Little Johnny

Make an opposite of this sentence: 'Kids in the dark usually make errors.' - Little Johnny: Errors in the dark usually make children."

I hate spelling errors.

You mix up two letters and your entire text is urined.

A man filled his a mine cart with fresh ore and pushed it out of the cave

After a long day of work, he decided to play some sports with his friends. There was an accident, which caused the man to die.

This shows that miner errors can have huge consequences.

Errors are red

My screen is blue

I think I deleted

System 32

I don't understand why people are so concerned about spelling errors.

It's just a normal word, isn't it?

I hate spelling errors.

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Oh and weird concurrency bugs.

Oh and weird concurrency bugs.

I hate spelling errors so much.

Like you mix two letters of a word and your whole post is urined.

One for the software devs

There are two eternal problems in traditional software engineering:

1. Garbage collection
2. Naming things
3. Off-by-one errors

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