Error Jokes
162 error jokes and hilarious error puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about error that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a laugh at the expense of IT errors and spelling mistakes with these hilarious error jokes. So many of us have had the frustrating experience of dealing with computer-related errors, and these jokes will help lighten the mood. From 404 errors to typo fails, you'll find the perfect joke to send to your friends and family. And if you've ever made a human error yourself, these jokes can help you laugh off an embarrassing moment.
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- Short Error Jokes
- Error One Liners
- Computer Error Jokes
- Spelling Error Jokes
- 404 Error Jokes
- Typing Error Jokes
- It User Error Jokes
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Funniest Error Short Jokes
Short error jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The error humour may include short incorrect jokes also.
- *Creating password* "MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [password two week]
^Edited ^for ^better ^understanding - Enter password: 'snowflake' Confirm password: 'snowflake'
Error, your passwords are not alike - Tried to change my password to Twilight... ...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :(
- I tried changing my password to "Twilight". It said "Error: contains too many useless characters"
- My buddy just saw the Chernobyl documentary. As someone that grew up there he said it was really inaccurate. He was able to count 6 errors on one hand.
- There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer science 0: Naming things
1: Cache invalidation
2: Off by one errors - A C++ error walks into a bar... A C++ error walks into a bar. The bartender looks up at it and says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bugs here". The error replies "But I'm an EXCEPTION!"
Haaaaaaaaaa! - Why is it impossible for a flat Earther calculate the volume of the Earth? Because there is always a rounding error.
- What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a waitress? Error in connecting to the server
- I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters accidentally and your whole joke is urined.
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Error One Liners
Which error one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with error? I can suggest the ones about fault and oops.
- Every program I write is completely error-free No exceptions!
- Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test? He made a few Wookiee errors.
- High quality Poem Error 404
Your Haiku could not be found
Try again later - I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
- For a good programmer, women are like syntax errors... He doesn't get any.
- I used "MyDick" as a password and got this error: "Try something longer"
- *Creating password* "fortnight"
Error: [Password two week] - Enter Password : chucknorris Error: Password too strong.
- Once upon a time I was accidentally made a priest. It was a clerical error.
- Spelling errors in quotations make me sic.
- Errors are red My screen is blue
I think I deleted
System 32 - Why did the scientist's results show that the Earth was flat? Rounding error.
- I was fired from my job in the pasta factory. I made a fusilli errors.
- Spelling Errors? I don't do that typo thing.
- What do you call it when a priest orders something wrong? A clerical error
Computer Error Jokes
Here is a list of funny computer error jokes and even better computer error puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A programming joke There are three hard problems in computer concurrency. science. Cache invalidation, naming things, off-by-one errors, and
- There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors. Oh and weird concurrency bugs.
Oh and weird concurrency bugs. - "Hey Steve, how do I get rid of this error message on my computer? It's telling me to stop procrastinating." "Easy. Just hit 'Remind Me Later'."
- My dad helped me fix my computer today He told me the error code was One D Ten T . I didn't understand what he meant until he told me to write it out.
Still don't get it tho. - A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis." The wife falls on the ground laughing. On the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
- What happens when a computer programmer does a marathon? Runtime Error.
- Did you hear about Stephen Hawking? His computer suffered a fatal error.
- Weird Computer Error UK.eu has unexpectedly stopped working
- Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles...
See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles...
See 83 errors, pitches computer. - The computer scientist failed when trying to hit on his waitress ERROR: Connection to server not found
Spelling Error Jokes
Here is a list of funny spelling error jokes and even better spelling error puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did You Know that Diareah Problems are Hereditary It Runs In your Jeans
- I hate spelling errors so much. Like you mix two letters of a word and your whole post is urined.
- What do you call it when the blood bank makes a spelling error A type-o
- A guy makes spelling errors so often it's in his blood. He's typo.
- Our divine caster lost track of his healing spells. It was a clerical error.
- Why do teens only hang in odd numbers Because they literally, can't even.
Update: corrected the spelling error. Thanks for the feedback. - If pornhub has taught me anything... It's how to have a good father-daughter relationship
*Remade post cause spelling error in title was killing me* - If you're genetically predisposed to spelling and grammar errors, does that mean you're… …typo positive?
- I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your entire text is urined.
- You know what ruins a meme? A miner spelling error.
404 Error Jokes
Here is a list of funny 404 error jokes and even better 404 error puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Error 4:04 Sleep not found
- I just got an AMBER alert that won't open... It says: error 404 child not found
- Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa walk into a bar. [ERROR 404: NOT FOUND]
- Chuck: 'hey Jim, what's the date today?' Jim: 'ERROR 4/04 DATE COULD NOT BE FOUND
- Error 404 It's been a while since I've seen a good 404 joke. I was going to upload one but I couldn't find any.
- High quality poem Error 404
Your haiku could not be found
Please try again - Research says most people who have gotten lost, are last seen around 4.04 pm Error 404 not found
- Your father is so absent... When I Google searched him it returned: Error 404 Not found.
- Who do you call to fix a 404 error page? A URLologist!
- I searched your life up on google... ...it gave me an error 404
Typing Error Jokes
Here is a list of funny typing error jokes and even better typing error puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- There are 2.00000001 types of programmers in the world Those who experience off-by-one errors, and those who experience rounding errors.
- An Idea can change your wife One million copies of new book just sold in two days due to typing error of just one alphabet in the title
- There are 10 types of people... too highbrow? There are 10 types of people... those who know binary, those who don't and those who understand off-by-one errors.
- Why did the statistician give his cheating ex-girlfriend the nickname "Type 2 Error?" Because he failed to reject the H^(0) when he should have.
- The faster a scientist types, the more errors he makes. That's his *typo*thesis, anyway.
- What's Griffindor favorites hair stylist? Hair Potter.
Credits to my friend typing error - What blood type is most likely to cause a spelling error? Type O.
It User Error Jokes
Here is a list of funny it user error jokes and even better it user error puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Warning!
User Error.
Kindly replace user and press a key to continue. - Microsoft has had a policy regarding its operating system error reporting system since the beginning... ...to never ever clearly inform the user what the problem is or how to fix it.
Laughable Error Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about error you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean exception jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make error pranks.
A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician...
...is sitting at a café watching the building across the road. They see one person entering the main door, and soon after, two persons leaving the building.
"Ah! They must have reproduced in there!" says the biologist.
"Nah, there must have been some error in our first measurement" says the physicist.
"If one person enters now", says the mathematician, "the building will be empty!".
A Chemist, a Biologist, and a Mathematician...
Were sitting on a bench in front of a hotel, and see two people enter, then three people exit. The Chemist claims that they must have been an error in the initial measurements, the biologist says they must have procreated, thus creating another person, the mathematician states that if one more person enters the building, the building would then be empty.
A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are observing an empty house.
They see a man walk into the house. An hour later, two men walk out of the house.
The physicist says, "There must have been an error when measuring the number of people entering the house!"
The biologist says, "The man must have somehow reproduced!"
The mathematician says, "There are now -1 people in the house."
The other day, after much trial and error, I successfully became completely weightless...
I was like, 0mg!
In honor of Leif Erikson Day...
Leif Erikson returned to his village after many years sailing the ocean and discovering new lands. When he arrived home, he noticed his name was no longer in the town records. Puzzled, he visited the census-taker to inquire about the error.
"I've been a dedicated member of this community for many years. Why am I not on the town list?" he asked.
"I'm sorry about the mistake, Mr. Erikson," replied the clerk, "I must've taken Leif off my census!"
When Chewbacca was learning his bowcaster skills he accidentally shot himself in the foot...
Wookie error.
A physicist, a biologist, a programmer, and a mathematician ....
are sitting at a café across from an empty building.
They observe two people enter and then, later, three leave.
The physicist says, "Apparently there was some error with our measurements."
The biologist says, "Obviously, they reproduced while in the building."
The mathematician opines, "If now one more were to enter the building, it would again be empty."
And then the programmer replies "they must've used a b**...".
What do you call it when a flight attendant gets pregnant?
Pilot error.
My manly password
My wife and I were trying to set up a new password for our computer.
Trying to be clever, I put "Mypenis" and my wife fell to the ground laughing hysterically because on the screen it said:
**"Error. Not long enough."**
A new monk arrives at the monastery.....
and is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that instead of copying the original books , they are copying the copies.
So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books sobbing. He asks what's wrong.
"The word is celebrate. " says the old monk with tears in his eyes.
A Russian man lives all alone in a cabin
One day, someone from the government shows up and tells him that due to a map surveyor's error in the 1940s, the cabin he lives in was mistakenly marked as part of Russia, but in fact, it's actually a part of Belarus.
"Oh thank God!" the man exclaims. "I don't think I would have been able to stand another Russian winter here."
My father told me this one :D
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts: "Mypenis"
and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says "Error. Not long enough."
A husband and wife are setting up a password for their new computer.
The husband types in "mypenis" as a password. The wife starts laughing uncontrollably, because on the screen, the computer says "Error. Not long enough".
Grammatical error
My friend was peer-reviewing my essay on the Russian Revolution in class today, when he pointed out that I had written lenin instead of Lenin. I looked him dead in the eye and said, "You never capitalize lenin."
Typos change everything
Mollahs wanted to bring the scientific method to Iran, but then someone in the process mistyped "trial and error" into "rial and t**..."
An aspiring writer once said, I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!
He now writes error messages for the Microsoft Corporation.
Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?
There was a sin tax error.
[8.5]
A man is setting his password to "mypenis"
Error: Not long enough
Told by my 11yo son.
A woman gets a brand new laptop and is excitedly setting it up. The machine asks her to set her password. Husband tells her to use "mypenis". So she does, but the computer responds "ERROR. Not long enough."
I met a pirate the other day, whose parrot was saying, "Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"
I said, "Shouldn't that be pieces of eight?"
The pirate replied, "Arrrrr, it's a parroty error."
Masonry work is hard
There's a lot of trowel and error.
What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?
500 Internal Server Error
My s**... life is a matter of trial and error
In fact, next week I have a trial for one of my errors.
My friend said he found a website that represents my s**... life.
I tried to look for it and an error came up saying, "404-Not found".
Strange, I must have a bad connection.
At a rally today Donald Trump ordered the secret service to remove a crying baby.
They had him halfway to the curb before realizing the error.
What is Error 619?
When your kid sleeps in between.
So a network specialist comes up to me and says "do you wanna here a joke?"
There was a Linux error
Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
What do you call a pregnant stewardess?
Pilot error
I once made an error in little league,
When I signed up to play.
A guy was writing a script in which two characters were plotting against each other. Do you know the result?
Error: Characters can't be plotted in C++. Try with numbers please
What do you call a synthesizer-guitar that's out of tune?
A Synthaxe error!!!
2,147,483,647 bottles of beer on the wall, 2,147,483,647 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around
Error: Int overflow
Whenever I weigh out my butter substitute
I try to get within the Margarine of error
If Salazar Slytherin had an illegitimate child. . .
Would he be considered the "error of Slytherin"?
The word queue does't have 4 silent letters...
They are just waiting their turn.
EDIT
oh haha didN't realise this got so many upvotes thanks guys :D is there a way to edit the title for the spelling error?
A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were monitoring a house...
They saw one person walk in, but several months later they saw two walk out.
The biologist said: "They must've reproduced!"
The physicist said: "It must be a calculation error"
The mathematician said: "If one more walks in, the house will be empty"
Many people are wrongly convicted. How will the judicial system improve?
By trial and error
My Mom said this to me.
Me:*can't open bag of chips*I can't open it!Must be a production error.
Mom:*Opens it with ease*You're a production error..
There once was a young man who wanted to become a great writer...
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level. Stuff that will make them scream, cry, and howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Please enter a new password: _____
*Fills in the blank*
MYPENIS
ERROR: Not long enough.
How math, physics, programmimg and philosophy convince that all odd numbers bigger than one are primes...
Math: 3 prime, 5 prime, 7 prime. I'll get the rest of them with induction.
Physics: 3 prime, 5 prime, 7 prime, 9 measurement error, 11 prime, 13 prime.
I tested enough numbers.
Programming: 3 prime, 5 prime, 7 prime, 7 prime, 7 prime...
Philosophy: 2 prime, 4 prime, 6 prime
My mom accidentally put in more butter than what was called for in the recipe.
It was only a marginal error.
I was playing grand theft auto 5 when all of a sudden it crashes and an error message pops up
It read unfortunately the game is corrupted and the data will be deleted feeling sad and annoying with my 100s of hours lost I looked up online as to why it happened. I found a guide that said if you restart the game on the same console and go to the nearest garage and talk to the guy who's working on the car it can fix it. I did just that and it restored my old saves!
Thank god for that game mechanic
Jack calls an ambulance for his friend who has been hit by a car
The operator asks for his location.
Jack says I'm outside 28 Eucalyptus Road .
The operator knows there is no room for error and for clarity asks, "How do you spell that?"
There's shuffling and sounds of straining at the other end of the phone. Jack? says the operator, concerned. More shuffling and grunting.
Sorry about that says Jack. I just dragged him 'round to 1 Oak Street
My parents experimented with drugs in college.
I was experimental error.
Flat Earth is not a myth
But rather a rounding error
What do you call it when your party healer accidentally heals the wrong person?
A clerical error.
I tried to make my password "Beef stew"...
... but got the error message "your password is not stroganoff"
I tried to set my password to "Fortnite" but got the error saying
You password is two week.
Password: 14days
**Error**: Password too weak.
I'm trying a different writing process in which I write out a bunch of ideas in small rough drafts, then I choose to work further on the one I think works best.
My parents are going to be impressed when they see how creative and error free my s**... letter is.
I asked a Flat Earther to tell me what the volume of the Earth was but he couldn't give me a good answer.
There was a significant rounding error.
A common chefs error
Is to think they must always add salt to a sauce before boiling it down. This is the fallacy of reductive seasoning.
Did you hear about the mathematician who miscalculated the shape of the Earth?
He made a rounding error
Attention Nerds!
It would be so much easier if humans came with an error message just like computers do.
Imagine sitting in a restaurant and failing miserably at flirting with the waitress.
"Warning! Error establishing connection with the Server"
A robot tried to start a conversation with an attractive waitress
But he wasn't so successful in doing so. The error message read:
`Error: failed to establish connection with server. `
Have you heard of this new butter dish that can precisely measure servings for you?
It's said to have a very low margarine of error.
No! It crashed again...
Roses are red;
Violets are blue
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ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
