Erratic Jokes
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Fun-Filled Erratic Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
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My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior.
He was considered to be a danger to himself and udders.
What's the difference between a bipolar person and a loft full of lemons?
One's a bit erratic and the other's a bitter attic.
Did you hear about that girl from Boston who got in trouble for being a bad dancer?
She told her parents that she was an erratic dancer.
I am impulsive and erratic, and constantly making 360° turns.
I just don't get why I keep going in the same boring direction.
It was late at night .....
It was late at night and the police were out checking for erratic driving.
They spotted a car travelling alone along the dual carriageway and decided to follow it. The car never exceeded the speed limit, gave all the correct signals as it left the main road and when they reached the town it pulled up correctly at all the traffic lights.
Eventually, the police car overtook the car and flagged it down.
Good evening, Sir, said the policeman.
We felt we had to stop you to congratulate you on your perfect driving skills.
Well, thank you, officer, replied the driver, I always drive very carefully, especially when I've had a bit to drink.
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