Errands Jokes
5 errands jokes and hilarious errands puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about errands that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your next errand run a little bit brighter with these funny jokes! Whether you're picking up groceries or running to the post office, these errands jokes are sure to give you a laugh. Discover some of the funniest gags about attempting to accomplish mundane tasks in a store!
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Comical Errands Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good errands joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I rallied the kids and we all secretly did house work while Mom was out running errands
It was a cleandestine operation.
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A woman and her baby get on a bus to head out for some errands. The bus driver mumbles: 'Wow, that's one *ugly* baby!' The woman was absolutely livid and storms to the rear of the bus to sit. The man next to her asked if she was OK. She replied: 'No, the driver just insulted us!'
The man replied: 'You should go back and tell him off! Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'
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My wife and I stopped by the optician's to pick up my new glasses.
Once the optician finished he minor adjustments, my wife looked up at me and said, "Wow, you look amazing! Like Clark Kent!" It made me smile...
We had other errands to run, and the compliments just kept coming; "You look like a movie star! So s**...!" Man, I felt great. In fact this kept up for the rest of the day. I was on cloud nine!
That evening, as we were getting into bed, I took off my new glasses and set them on my nightstand. My wife glanced over at me and said, "Oh. It's you."
My wife loaded me up with chores and errands after i told her I'm working from home, like i don't have any work to do.
She's right.
Pokemon Go
Run errands with your mom.
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