Err Jokes
24 err jokes and hilarious err puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about err that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Err Short Jokes
Short err jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The err humour may include short oops jokes also.
- The other day, I was on a submarine tour. I was going to tell a dark joke, but my friend stopped me.
Why shouldn't I tell my joke?" I asked.
"Err, this isn't the right sub." - Bernie Sanders joins list of 2020 Democratic Presidential candidates. Err sorry, typo. That should be:
Bernie Sanders joins list of 2,020 Democratic Presidential candidates. - Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?" Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, up to a point."
- Boris Johnson is the most dangerous politician in Britain precisely because of his charm. Funny and likeable, even when he errs it's cute, like a shaved Winnie the Pooh eating all the honey
- A few Turks were discussing where to live Turk 1: Shall we live in the coup?
Turk 2: err, dogan. - Boss says, "its the 3rd time you've been late this week! Do you know what that means??" Me, "err... It's Wednesday?"
- So this guy comes into a bar.... err... So this guy comes into a bar.... err...
Hold on, it was actually a horse.
Let me restart this.
Ok, so this guy comes into a horse - To err is human. To forgive is also human. Actually, everything you do is human. Except for laying eggs. That's more of a bird thing.
- Domestic a**... victims: they don't know what hit them Err, they do, but they mostly blame themselves
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Err One Liners
Which err one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with err? I can suggest the ones about gasps and mistake.
- To err is human... To arr is pirate
- Too err is human... To blame the next guy is even more so.
- To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential.
- To err is human... To admit it, now that's a mistake!
- To err is human To arrrgh is pirate
- To err is human, to forage is Bovine
- To err is human But to moo, bovine.
- Here's one of my favourite chokes of all time: Brrrhhhh—hihhh—err—haaacc—…
- To err is human... To admit it is not.
Hilarious Err Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about err you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bends jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make err pranks.
An American walks into an Irish pub
An Irishman yells, "Oi, y**...! Are you Catholic or are you Protestant?"
"Err... I'm atheist," the tourist says awkwardly.
"Ahh, but which one don't you believe in?"
There's a new pizza place coming to town...
Two epileptic midgets (err, little people) are opening up a pizza place across town next week.
They're calling it 'Little Seizures'.
My dad came up with this joke, and I don't think he's ever been so proud of anything in his life.
After hearing about how her son was involved in a tragic accident, the mother rushes to the hospital
There she sees her son lying in a coma in bed with a doctor watching over him.
Completely disheartened, she asks the doctor:
"What state is my son in?"
To which the doctor replies:
"Err, Oregon?"
The phone rings at a local law firm...
"Good morning, Krantz Krantz Krantz & Krantz LLP."
"Is Mr. Krantz available?"
"No, I'm afraid he's in a meeting with a client at the moment."
"And what about Mr. Krantz?"
"He's away in Washington for the week."
"Then, is Mr. Krantz in?"
"Ye- err, wait, it's Tuesday. He's not in until the afternoon on Tuesdays."
"Well! At the very least, could I speak with Mr. Krantz?!"
"Speaking."