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  1. Whilst in the pub my friend asked me to name just 3 qatar players? I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix
  2. What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke? Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
  3. What do Eric Clapton and Donald Trump have in common? They were both jealous of the size of a black man's crowd.
  4. I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked wonderful... or if it was just the 14th outfit she'd tried on and he didn't want to be late to the party.
  5. What the difference between a toddler and a bag of coke? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window #TearsInHeaven
  6. What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player? One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
  7. What's the difference bnetween Eric Clapton and Michael Jackson? MJ wouldn't let a kid fall out of the window
  8. Whats the difference between a bag of coke and a 3 yr old kid? Eric Clapton wouldn't have let a bag of coke fall out a window
  9. What do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They're both a little bit better with Cream
  10. Whats the difference between a young child and a bag of coke? Theres no way that Eric Clapton would ever let his bag of coke fall out his window

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Eric Clapton One Liners

Which eric clapton one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eric clapton? I can suggest the ones about clint eastwood and jeremy clarkson.

  1. Why does Eric Clapton prefer OSX? ...he was never a fan of having Windows open.
  2. Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac? He had a bad experience with windows.
  3. Who's the most clapped rock star? Eric CLAPton.
  4. Everybody stopped clapping... But Eric Clapton.
  5. Did you hear Eric Clapton is going deaf? cause he sure didn't.
  6. Why is Eric Clapton a Mac user? He had a bad experience with windows.
  7. Did you know Eric Clapton's son was an author? He did 49 stories before his death.
  8. Why is Eric Clapton's nickname "slow hands?" Because he couldn't reach his son in time.
  9. What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven? Threw his baby out the window.
  10. TIL that Eric Clapton was sentenced to 10 years in prison. He shot the sheriff.
  11. Who is the only person Eric Clapton has saved from falling out a window? Michael Caine
  12. Why was Eric Clapton arrested? He was f**... A minor.
  13. What do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They both s**... without Cream.

Eric Clapton joke, What do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common?

Comical Eric Clapton Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about eric clapton you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean elvis presley jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eric clapton pranks.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of c**...?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of c**... fall out of a window.
Too soon?

Eric Clapton

Did you know Eric Clapton's son was a speed reader?
Six stories in 2 seconds.

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of c**...?
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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of c**... fall out of a window.

How many guitarists are needed to change a light bulb?

Five: one to change the bulb and the other four to tell him how Eric Clapton would do it.
Bonus: How many bass players are needed to change a light bulb?
Nobody cares

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of c**...?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

What is the difference between a bag of c**... and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of c**... out the window

What's the difference between c**... and a baby? (Apologies in advance)

Eric Clapton won't let c**... fall out of a window....
Near-immediate

I used to have a 2 year old son, he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died...

For inspiration

What's the difference between a bag of c**... and a toddler?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of c**... fall off a balcony.

What did Eric Clapton say to Stevie ray Vaughan?

Are you coming with me or are you gonna c**... here?

What do you get when you cross Eric Clapton with Heinrich Himmler?

A classical gas chamber.

What's the difference between a pound of c**... and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of coke fall out of a window

Do you know what the difference between an eightball of c**... and a four year old child is?

Eric Clapton wouldn't have let an eightball of coke fall out of a 53rd story window.

Today it's his birthday so what's the difference between a bag of c**... and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of c**... fall out of the window.
Happy birthday Eric and sorry for the dark joke

Avicii was offered to collaborate with Eric Clapton, Questlove, Flea, and Jay-Z

But he passed

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of h**...?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of h**... fall out a 53rd-floor window.

What's the difference between a four you old boy and a bag of c**...?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of c**... fall out of a 49th story window.

Eric Clapton Announced as new spokesperson Apple's music production suite Logic.

That guy sure hates Windows.

Why does Eric Clapton only buy apple products

Because his son had a bad experience with windows

Eric Clapton and Paul Weller were going to take their bands on a reunion tour of the West Country

But they couldn't decide who should go on first.

What the difference between a dead baby and a bag of c**....

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out of a window

Your typical rock band

In my history of Rock and Roll class, chapter 13 focused on the early rock artists post punk era. At the very beginning of the chapter the band King Crimson is briefly mentioned, they seemed to have qualities that later artist would adopt and were quite popular, with songs such as 21 century schizoid boy, I talk to the wind, and In the court of King Crimson (my favorite by the band). However they didn't blow up as much as later rock artists such as Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, and AC/DC. They're more so seen as a footnote of that era because of this. I suppose King Crimson was ahead of their time in that regards, but only by like 10 seconds.

What's the difference between a bag of c**... and a 4 year old child?

Eric Clapton wouldn't have let a bag of c**... fall out of the window

What's the difference between a baby and a bag of c**...?

Eric Clapton never let a bag of c**... fall out a window.

Eric Clapton joke, Whilst in the pub my friend asked me to name just 3 Qatar players?

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