Ereptile Jokes

Funniest Ereptile Short Jokes

Short ereptile jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ereptile humour may include short turtle jokes also.

1. My chameleon couldn't change colors, so I took him to the vet… Poor guy was diagnosed with ereptile dysfunction.
2. I am really sad because my pet chameleon won't change colors I think he has ereptile dysfunction
3. Did you hear about the snake that couldn't get up? The doctor said he had ereptile dysfunction
4. A lizard who just cant get it up walks into the doctors office The lizard asks the doctor what the problem might be.
   The doc answers back, seems to me like you might have Ereptile Dysfunction.
5. A crocodile goes to the doctor.. It turns out the crocodile was suffering from ereptile dysfunction.
6. What did the therapist tell the lizard family that was fighting? They have ereptile dysfunction.
7. My digital copy of Jurassic Park became corrupted. I guess you can say I have e-reptile dysfunction.
8. My local zoo finally figured out why they couldn't get the Male alligator to mate with any of the females. Turns out he had ereptile dysfunction.
9. What do you call an alligator with an erectile dysfunction? An ereptile dysfunction. Hah. Hah.
10. What do you call a /u/LegitLizard that can't move? A /u/LegitLizard with e_reptile_ dysfunction!

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Ereptile One Liners

Which ereptile one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ereptile? I can suggest the ones about dinosaur and achieve.

1. Why did the lizards breakup? Because he had ereptile dysfunction.
2. What do you call an iguana that can't stand up straight? Ereptile Dysfunction.
3. What is wrong with a turtle who can't come out of his shell? Ereptile dysfunction
4. My online lizard has stopped working... I've got e-reptile dysfunction.
5. Why did the lizard never have any offspring ? Because it had an ereptile dysfunction.
6. Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because of ereptile dysfunction.
7. Why did the dinosaurs die out. They got ereptile dysfunction.
8. My friends digital lizard passed awat He had e-reptile dysfunction
9. Why couldn't the lizard get it up? He had ereptile dysfunction.
10. Know why online dating doesn't work for snakes? e-reptile dysfunction.
11. What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work? An E-Reptile dysfunction
12. Why couldn't the alligator get it up He suffered from ereptile dysfunction
13. What do you call a broken lizard? Ereptile dysfunction
14. Why wasn't the lizard good with the ladies? He had E-Reptile Dysfunction
15. Why couldn't the snake procreate? He had ereptile dysfunction!

Fun-Filled Ereptile Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about ereptile you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reptile jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ereptile pranks.