Erectile Dysfunction Jokes
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- Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction, and name it ElonGates.
- My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club... ...but it flopped and nobody came.
- I can't believe how many people don't understand erectile dysfunction. I mean, it's not hard.
- My friend is quitting his job at the erectile dysfunction clinic... He hasn't gotten a raise in years.
- People complain a lot about dealing with erectile dysfunction But it's not exactly hard, is it?
- Some people think it's difficult to live with Erectile Dysfunction But really, it's not that hard.
- i asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction. She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
i said "Yeah, that's the one!!" - Stephen Hawking diagnosed with erectile dysfunction. It was easy to fix, they just uninstalled his pop-up blocker.
- I've been trying to hide my erectile dysfunction from my girlfriend... But I just don't think I can keep it up for much longer.
- My doctor said he could give me some aids for my erectile dysfunction. I told him that didn't sound like a good trade.
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Which erectile dysfunction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with erectile dysfunction? I can suggest the ones about venereal disease and prostate.
- What genius decided to call it Erectile Dysfunction and not Ballzheimer's?
- Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job? Ubisoft
- I created an Erectile Dysfunction support group once, But it flopped,
Nobody came - I found an erectile dysfunction group online, it looks fun. It can't be hard to join
- There's a new erectile dysfunction medicine on the market Its called mycoxaflopin
- Who was the first man diagnosed with erectile dysfunction? Cain.
He wasn't Abel. - Anyone can give a definition for erectile dysfunction... It's not that hard.
- I made a band called Erectile Dysfunction We never made it big.
- what do you call a dog with erectile dysfunction? it doesn't matter; he's not coming.
- I invited my erectile dysfunction support group over for a BBQ... Nobody came.
- He didn't avoid the subject of his erectile dysfunction, it just never came up.
- How come doctors often forget to ask about erectile dysfunction? It just never comes up
- What do you call a game developer with erectile dysfunction? Ubisoft
- I skipped my meeting of "Erectile Dysfunction Anonymous" No one else came either.
- Erectile Dysfunction isn't funny I know how hard it can be
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Why is visiting Taj Mahal before you reach your destination a cure for erectile dysfunction?
Coz it forces you to take the via Agra route
My friend had asked me for tips that may help his erectile dysfunction
Apparently, a hotter wife wasn't a good answer.
(Dr Who joke) Why can't a sonic screwdriver cure erectile dysfunction?
It doesn't do wood.
I had a joke about erectile dysfunction...
But I knew you guys wouldn't be up for it.
Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called "Erectile Dysfunction"?
No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came.
Hollywood once made a film about erectile dysfunction
It was a flop
I had an awkward moment with my english teacher.
Apparently pathetic fallacy has nothing to do with erectile dysfunction.
I'm having a party for men with erectile dysfunction
If you can't come let me know.
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I called the urologist's office for an appointment for erectile dysfunction. The g**... the phone checked the calendar and said, "alright, let's see if we can get you in.."
I said, "exactly."
My grandad keeps complaining about erectile dysfunction.
He really needs to grow up.
What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?
Clint Southwood
A client just thanked me profusely for curing his erectile dysfunction.
-shrugs- It wasn't hard.
Having erectile dysfunction must be hard
Oh wait... No, never mind.
Which E.D. is worst, Erectile Dysfunction or Explosive Diarrhea?
The man blushed and answered in almost a whisper: erectile dysfunction..
The embarassed woman also said: erectile dysfunction.
The butch lesbian hesitantly replied: erectile dysfunction.
The gay guy without hesitation answered: depends if you're top or bottom.
That new movie called Erectile dysfunction
What a flop.
Did you hear about the guy that ran the erectile dysfunction support group?
He had to disband the group because he couldn't raise enough members.
How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?
There both just honestly happy to finish
I heard they're testing a new pill for treating erectile dysfunction
It's called coxaflopyn.
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What do you call an Italian pizza chef with an erectile dysfunction?
Floppy Giussepe
Erectile Dysfunction
Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
I don't understand why men are so worried about erectile dysfunction.
I mean, it can't be that hard.
Today I finally spoke to my doctor about erectile dysfunction
it wasn't hard
I went to see my doctor about erectile dysfunction
But I had to cancel something came up
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What do you call a person with micropenis and erectile dysfunction?
Microsoft
I have been meaning to discuss erectile dysfunction with my wife.
But it hasn't come up yet.
A guy with erectile dysfunction notices his wife lying down on the floor
"Why are you one the floor" he asks her?
"I want to feel something hard for a change".
What is the least favorite dish washing detergent among men with erectile dysfunction?
Finish.
What medication would you take to treat Erectile Dysfunction?
MyCocksFloppin
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My friend said her husband has erectile dysfunction
Me: "Well, I guess your husband has t**... issues."
I'll see myself out.
When do you know you're getting erectile dysfunction?
When it gets harder and harder to get harder
I asked the librarian if the library had books on erectile dysfunction
She said: "Of course, they're not hard to come by"
I can't make it to the erectile dysfunction meeting
Something came up
I keep getting these ads about Erectile Dysfunction and all I got to say that is...
How'd they know?
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What do you call a Pope with erectile dysfunction?
Pope Bendy-d**....
My dad recently joined a support group for people with erectile dysfunction...
Their slogan is: "If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em.
I want to make a joke about erectile dysfunction
But for some, it's not very uplifting.
What's it called when there's an accident at a construction site?
Erectile dysfunction.
What did the empathic foot fetishist say to the sociopath with erectile dysfunction?
"Try walking a mile in her shoes."
My little brother didn't know what Erectile Dysfunction was
He googled it but nothing came up.
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A Bernie Sanders supporter has erectile dysfunction and can't get it up
He says to his lover, My e**... was rigged!
I've got dementia and erectile dysfunction.
So I never remember my wife's disappointment.
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The average shelf life of a latex c**... is three to five years.
Blimey, I thought MY erectile dysfunction was bad.
I put 10% towards the cost of my erectile dysfunction treatment.
It's a down payment
When you have Erectile dysfunction...
The only thing that gets hard is your life.
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I heard the argentina team has erectile dysfunction
because they never finish
The Chinese pharmacist
A man sends his wife to pick up his erectile dysfunction medication.
She gets back and they get undressed and get down to business.
The wife stops and says our new pharmacist is a very nice Chinese man but talks too much politics but don't worry, I made sure your pills aren't made in Russia
Why would it matter if the Russians made my pills said the husband.
The wife responded well the pharmacist told me Russia was meddling in U.S erections
My friend Nick never told me he had a erectile dysfunction.
I guess it just never came up.
Diagnosing erectile dysfunction:
Not hard
The doctor said I'd suffer with erectile dysfunction...
But it hasn't given me a hard time
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My local Erectile Dysfunction Clinic has a money-back guarantee.
They get paid on a pro-b**... basis.
I tried to sue a company that sold me an erectile dysfunction treatment that didn't work
But the evidence wouldn't stand up in court.
I made a club about erectile dysfunction.
It was a flop, nobody came.
They're having a holiday party for the Erectile Dysfunction Society.
Nobody can't come.
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Why do guys with erectile dysfunction name their d**... February 29th?
Because it only comes up once every 4 years
What do men with erectile dysfunction and the punch line of an anti-joke have in common?
They never come
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What is a band made up of guys having erectile dysfunction called?
One e**...
I'm starting an app for men with erectile dysfunction
I'm calling it Tender
Did you hear about the inventor with erectile dysfunction?
All his ideas were half cocked.
What did the girl say to the game developer with erectile dysfunction?
Ubisoft
Did you hear about the guy who has reverse erectile dysfunction?
He having a real hard time at the moment.
I organised a support group meeting for individuals with erectile dysfunction.
Though around 20 people registered, many couldn't come.
