Eraser Jokes
40 eraser jokes and hilarious eraser puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eraser that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Eraser Short Jokes
Short eraser jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eraser humour may include short razor jokes also.
- Of all the inventions of the last 100 years... the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
- I've found dry erase boards to be remarkable. I've found dry erase boards to be remarkable.
- I thought about inventing a pencil with an eraser at both ends. But I didn't see the point.
- Warning. Don't let them take your forehead temperature at the supermarket, because it erases your memory. I went for macaroni and cheese.
And came home with two cases of beer. - Out of all the inventions in the past 100 years, which one was the most remarkable? The dry erase board.
- They dug up Mozart's grave. When they opened the casket he was madly erasing his music... Of course, he was de-composing.
- Why is the eraser sold separately from the pencil? Because you have to pay for your mistakes.
- I asked this girl in my class for a rubber... forgot that in the U.S. they call it an eraser
- How do you know when a blonde's been at your computer? There's white out on the screen.
Why white out?
'Cause the eraser didn't work. - Ever stop to think that The eraser has been sacrificing its life slowly because of your mistakes?
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Eraser One Liners
Which eraser one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eraser? I can suggest the ones about shaving razor and sharpener.
- I named my eraser confidence... Because it gets smaller with every mistake I make
- I love dry erase boards. They're remarkable.
- I just got a new dry erase board it's remarkable!
- I want to design a pencil with an eraser on both ends. People say it's pointless though.
- I'd love to give the man who invented Incognito mode a cookie. Sadly it was erased.
- People make mistakes That's why a pencil has an eraser and Katie has gonorrhea
- I made a pencil with two erasers It was pointless
- I just found out about Dry-erase boards They are remarkable !
- The only mistake I ever made... Was buying a pencil with an eraser on it.
- What do you call a person that hates erasers An eracist
- I ordered a pen with an eraser on both sides It was pointless
- I told my teacher I don't like using colored pencils She accused me of being erase-ist
- What do you call discrimination against erasers? Erase-ism
- What is Hillary Clinton going as for Halloween? An eraser.
- I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
Cheeky Eraser Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about eraser you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean razor blade jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eraser pranks.
So the Pope is doing a crossword puzzle when a Bishop walks in.
"What is a four letter word for a woman that ends in -unt?" the Pope asks. The Bishop thinks for a minute, afraid to say such a word to the holiest of men. Then a miracle comes to him. "A-unt?" he suggests. "Yes, that fits better, got an eraser?"
A Mans walking in a cemetery and he hears this noise...
It sounded like someone was using a eraser. He walks towards a grave and it gets louder. So he digs up the casket and sees Mozart Erasing all of his music,and the man says "Mozart what are you doing!" Then Mozart says "I'm decomposing"
Four across...
Two men are sat completing a crossword puzzle on a train, sat across from them is a Priest. The first man starts to scratch his head, and he asks the man across from him:
"A word, four across, ending with unt..."
The other man asks him:
"Well, what's the clue?"
He replies:
"It just says 'a woman,' that's all."
"Aunt?"
"Ah, yes it is!"
The man looks down, nodding in agreement. Across the carriage a feeble voice, the Priest.
"Can I borrow an eraser?"
Two men are sitting next to one another on a plane...
The o**... is doing a crossword puzzle and is growing increasingly agitated.
Need any help? , says the guy on the aisle.
Thanks. I need a four letter word for a female, ending in 'unt' .
Aunt?
Wow! Thanks!
No problem. Anything else?
Um... you wouldn't happen to have an eraser, would you?
Priest does a crossword puzzle
A gentleman sits next to a priest on an airplane. He sees the priest doing a crossword puzzle.
Time passes and the priest says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in 'u-n-t'?"
The gentleman thinks about this and finally says, "I believe the word you're looking for is 'aunt.'"
The priest replies, "Oh, you're right. That fits, too. Would you happen to have an eraser?"
Why did the eraser on the end of the pencil feel like giving up?
Because it couldn't see the point.
School Question
Mother: Why are you home from school so early?
Son: I was the only one who could answer a question.
Mother:Oh, really? What was the question?
Son: Who threw the eraser at the principal?
The eraser was crowned "King of Office Supplies" but got overthrown within a day.
He's not a ruler.
Crossword
The Pope is doing a crossword puzzle at the Vatican. He turns to the Cardinal and asks, What is a word for a woman that ends in 'u-n-t'?
The Cardinal says, Aunt.
The Pope says, Got an eraser?
A man was sitting next to the Pope on an airplane.
The Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. Suddenly, the Pope turns to the man and asks, "My son, do you know a four letter word referring to a woman?"
The man, having just gotten out of a terrible relationship, could easily think of one, but he knew the Pope wouldn't appreciate it. Instead, he says, "Father, the word you are looking for is 'aunt'."
"Ah," said the Pope. "I don't suppose you have an eraser?"
The Pope and one of the Cardinals were sitting around doing crossword puzzles.
The Pope says, "Can you think of a four-letter word meaning 'woman' that ends with the letters, U-N-T?"
The Cardinal thinks for a moment. "Why yes, father. That would be 'AUNT'"
The Pope laughs, "YES! Of course! ...ha ha ha..." (pause) "Got an eraser?"
A university president was complaining to the dean of engineering about his department's expenses...
"Why can't you be more like the math department? The only equipment they need is a blackboard and an eraser. Or better yet, like the philosophy department! They don't even need the eraser."
Repost from 3001: The Final Odyssey.
The Pope is doing a cross word with the Dalai Lama and needs a four letter word for a woman that ends with the three letters "UNT".
The Dalai Lama thinks real hard... "Four letter word.. woman... last three letters are UNT... hmmm... UNT... no... can't... wait a minute, it's 'Aunt'!
"Aunt! Of course!" laughs the Pope, "Do you have an eraser?"
One time, my friend had a really dark eraser, so I said, "Man, you're eraser's really black."
He replied, "That's **eracist**."
