Erase Jokes

Funniest Erase Short Jokes

Short erase jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The erase humour may include short wipe jokes also.

1. Of all the inventions of the last 100 years... the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
2. I thought about inventing a pencil with an eraser at both ends. But I didn't see the point.
3. Warning. Don't let them take your forehead temperature at the supermarket, because it erases your memory. I went for macaroni and cheese.
   And came home with two cases of beer.
4. Why is the eraser sold separately from the pencil? Because you have to pay for your mistakes.
5. I asked this girl in my class for a rubber... forgot that in the U.S. they call it an eraser
6. How do you know when a blonde's been at your computer? There's white out on the screen.
   Why white out?
   'Cause the eraser didn't work.
7. Ever stop to think that The eraser has been sacrificing its life slowly because of your mistakes?
8. The TSA just announced they're banning erasers on flights. They're capable of math destruction.
9. My dad keeps throwing erasers at me... My dad keeps throwing erasers at me and I finally snapped, "Why dad!" he replied "the first rubber I used didn't get rid of my mistake, maybe this one will"
10. The police caught a person erasing people's criminal records They said he was a real pro for a first offender.

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Erase One Liners

Which erase one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with erase? I can suggest the ones about remove and delete.

1. I named my eraser confidence... Because it gets smaller with every mistake I make
2. I love dry erase boards. They're remarkable.
3. I just got a new dry erase board it's remarkable!
4. I want to design a pencil with an eraser on both ends. People say it's pointless though.
5. I'd love to give the man who invented Incognito mode a cookie. Sadly it was erased.
6. People make mistakes That's why a pencil has an eraser and Katie has gonorrhea
7. I made a pencil with two erasers It was pointless
8. The only mistake I ever made... Was buying a pencil with an eraser on it.
9. What do you call a person that hates erasers An eracist
10. I told my teacher I don't like using colored pencils She accused me of being erase-ist
11. What do you call discrimination against erasers? Erase-ism
12. What is Hillary Clinton going as for Halloween? An eraser.
13. I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
14. They say that nothing can be erased from the Internet... Except for Hillary's emails.
15. Most pencils have erasers But that's beside the point

Dry Erase Jokes

Here is a list of funny dry erase jokes and even better dry erase puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the blackboard sue the dry erase marker? Because the dry erase marker would only work with the whiteboard.
• What do you call a dry erase convention? An Expo expo.
• What did the inventors of the dry erase board say when they reflected on their creation? That's remarkable!

Uproarious Erase Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about erase you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean undo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make erase pranks.