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  1. I don't see what the big deal is with false equivalencies. They're just as bad as any other argument.
  2. Dad's equivalent of the mother's I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it, too to their misbehaving child Dad - I shot you once, and I can I do it again
  3. Student doing test: The unit of power equivalent to 1 joule per second is called the [....] Friend leans over: Watt is the answer
    Student: I don't know, I've been trying to figure it out
  4. The iPhone doesn't have a headphone jack and the Samsung battery is exploding... It's like the mobile equivalent of our presidential election!
  5. Asked my grandfather if he had anything equivalent to Victoria's Secret when he was young He said "No, we had morals."
  6. A fathom is a unit of length equivalent to 6 feet, so not respecting social distance would be rather... ...unfathomable.
  7. What was the equivalent of words like lit in the 80s and 90s ... I lowkey can't stand them
  8. The robot stabbing What's the robot equivalent of a poisoned dagger?

    A flash drive with a computer virus.
  9. Trump's battle against ISIS is the grand strategy equivalent of a Patriots-Cowboys game. A lot of people you talk to somehow want both to lose.
  10. A kaddish is a hymn of praises to God found in a Jewish prayer service. What is its Muslim equivalent? A kaboom!

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  1. What is the female equivalent of a sausage fest? A clam bake
  2. What's the Islamic equivalent of cafeteria Christianity? Allah-cart.
  3. Finding love on valentine's day Is the equivalent to finding santa at Christmas
  4. Twins. Having twins is the biological equivalent of buy one get one free.
  5. Whats the male equivalents of a feminist? A sexist
  6. When humans pee outside It's probably the equivalent of ALL CAPS to the canine world.
  7. What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack? An asphalt
  8. Who is the Mexican equivalent of Mother Goose? Juan Ceponataym.
  9. What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am? "Honey!"
  10. What is the roman equivalent to 69? 30
  11. What's the Biblical equivalent to Starbucks? Hebrews Coffee
  12. What's the British equivalent to hit it and quit it. Bang her and dash.
  13. What's the emotional equivalent of speed balling Anxiety and depression.
  14. Spilling a beer... the adult equivalent to losing a balloon.
  15. What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of? One byte

Equivalent joke, What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

Comedy Equivalent Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

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Useful Metric Equivalents

* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
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Your face is the human equivalent of a blue screen

Just came up with it, think its alright. Thoughts?

Dating a mom...

Is the equivalent of continuing someone else's save file.

I went and saw the new Karl Marx Brothers play...

It was a physical comedy where everyone falls down the same flight of steps and gets an equivalent amount laughs.

love is the emotional equivalent to roofies

You will eventually wake up pregnant with the child of a loser not understanding how you could let it happen.

A palindrome is a word that looks the same from the front and back...

...basically, it's the word equivalent of your mum.

What's the i**... equivalent of a g**...?

A fam bam.

What's the female equivalent of a c**...?

The View

What's the female equivalent of "man cave"?

Answer: The kitchen.
Just had to share this. I asked my girl friend this tonight and she straight faced said "the kitchen?" and we both had a good laugh!


...the human equivalent of CTRL ALT DELETE

What is the Zombie equivalent of a Leprechaun's p**... o' Gold?

Crypt o' Currency.

AAPLs market cap off $1T is equivalent to Florida's GDP

Of course, that's comparing apples to oranges.

What's the female equivalent of Movember ?


What is the cow equivalent of Netflix and Chill?

Lactose 'n tolerance

black air force 1 candy corn jokes

Eating candy corn is equivalent to wearing black air force 1 nike

Here's a s**... joke I just heard. What's the male equivalent of getting flowers?

It isn't flowers but does involve tulips

Equivalent joke, I don't see what the big deal is with false equivalencies.